Olivia Hill

lol in this case it was an article about how Kristi Noem spent more than every single Oscar Best Picture nominee on a commercial.

"Democrats are going to rubber stamp everything you're warning us that Trump will do."

Yep.

Right now Schumer is pressuring Trump to use the Strategic Oil Reserves to reduce gas prices because he supports the assault on Iran.

But what if I imagine everyone who disagrees with me is basically Snidely Whiplash? What then?

Remember this the next time a Democrat tells you they will veto healthcare if there's "no plan for how to pay for it."

Because you're sure as fuck paying for this happy horse shit.

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

My issue was it incentized you to jump around like a jackass all the time. It mechanically penalized immersion.

Blue no matter who, am I right?

Several of my favourite horror films (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Green Room) basically do the opposite of combat savvy and frankly it makes the threat more real and thus the film more gripping and intense.

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

There's a reason you're told that looking at the world and accurately and factually describing what you see is "being too political."

Grammarly should get fucked

Can you adopt them?

lol omg

Every time I see someone criticize a horror movie protagonist for not being combat savvy under existential threat (THEY DROPPED THE GUN DUH) I wanna be like we know, Marky Mark. You'd have stopped 9/11.

Fucking CinemaSins ass shit.

I just died a little inside.

ME (has a panic attack when my phone rings): well i would simply have executed a perfect mozambique drill and put jason down with the glock i definitely plan to get

Yeah at a certain point you transform into an action protagonist. Then we can have that talk.

And further? Sometimes people don't notice shit! When it's tense, it's hard to take in a ton of information and act rationally!

It takes a lot of people decades to learn that kind of emotional maturity. And 99% of the people who say that shit? They wouldn't do it.

If (most) horror movie protags were willing and able to engage in combat, you wouldn’t be watching a horror movie. That would be an action movie

Go back and watch the first two alien movies if you need a refresher.

Every time I see someone criticize a horror movie protagonist for not being combat savvy under existential threat (THEY DROPPED THE GUN DUH) I wanna be like we know, Marky Mark. You'd have stopped 9/11.

Fucking CinemaSins ass shit.

But remember, John "Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran" McCain was a nice, respectable republican.

Sheltering children from how awful and hateful our leaders are is part of why they grow up to be conservative.

It's the same logic that is erasing slavery from textbooks.

As someone from Orange County who went to the same high school as Gwen Stefani, you couldn't be more correct.

But if you're not at Punk in the Park, how would you see:

Save Ferris, a band only known for a cover of a 40 year old song.

The Dead Kennedys. But without the guy who wrote every Dead Kennedys song.

Sublime. But without the guy who wrote every Sublime song.

Huh???

And right now they're under fire because they're one of very few bands that refused to pull out of a Trump supporter's festival.

Healthcare. Wealth. Childcare. That I don’t like snow? :p

Oh I get it. So he's saying we're equal, but separate.

Omg lol

"Jews don't belong in American society."

Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America.

But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

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