The Balanced Scorpion

Man I wish Sistas Who Kill weren’t coming Pride weekend🥹 I was ready to go until I seen that was pride. Damn.

Now Drake can say…at least I’m not Offset. Happy for him.

I know that me and this man are ab to have the best makeup sex. I can feel it in my bones

Idk why I just can’t go to work on time on Mondays. It’s like against what I believe lmao

Mother’s Day is already a hard one for me but this year in particular stings like no other.

Amazon needs some built puff bars. Had the munchies when I got to work and a pop tart was the best option like huh

I need a paypig. I need a punching bag.

Their own temper tantrum. Making be feel bad. Yelling. Screaming. Shunning

Cold cardboard…like in a freezer or beer fridge in the store….

The transition I’m making from “bad bitch” to “well rounded established woman” is wilddddddd

I’m about to go on the best first date ever lol. I know that sounds fried but the night me and this man have planned is going to be one for the BOOKS

The other day I was in Walmarts parking lot and someone flew in the spot next to me bumpin Money young thug and I swear a white man in his 50/60 got out the car. I was floored and also very amused.

Season 2 of BGC was so fucking funny and it’s like burned into my head cause I watched that shit in real time. Tanisha calling mfs a skeet skeet bitch is iconic

This wind sounds like cartoon wind just over exaggerated lol calm down!

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I enjoy that bluest flame song

It’s a big red flag when men can’t articulate themselves.

I know my relationship with weed is better because I don’t have wraps and smoking is not as important as the good parking spot I got so I won’t be smoking a blunt tn lol

I can’t wait to put together Izzy’s Easter basket

Homework with Izzy is my favorite thing

I want to give Sophie the life Rob could god damn she’s so fucking sexy.

This is insane. Very fucking scary

They call shells/wraps “skins” in Ireland and that makes me uncomfortable lmaoooo

They going to hell for this Good American Family show lmaoooo. Natalia needs to sue somebody

I washed my couch cushions covers and fought for my liiiiiiife to put them back on. But I finally did and it feels like a new couch so it was worth it

I love my cousin so much. She been my favorite person since I was like 5 or 6 and over two decades later it remains the same

I got so high last night. I ain’t been that high in a minuteeeee then went to Taco Bell and seen a random white girls ass. Omfg I was in the car cryingggg I pulled behind them in line I heard her scream I looked up and was like “was that her ass” lmao she was peeing in the Taco Bell line 😂😂😂

This!

Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top.

#HandsOff2025