Kill James Bond!

the Torettos live in part of Los Angeles where it’s always summer but never pride, it’s like Chud Narnia

To be clear, no movie is worth hurting people to make, but Cars Fucking 2? C’mon dude

and the end product that this dehumanising disgusting behaviour was in service of, the thing these women were expected to sacrifice their dignity and safety for… was Cars 2.
Grim.

itunes fukin borked and now it thinks every song in the world is by KJB

that, my dear, was Napoleon ~Solo~

I have my computers to keep me warm

operation robot has failed

The Rock owes a wookie life debt to Dom Toretto

try fatburger from now on: you can get a double cheeseburger and fries for $2.99, faggot

when you see it

“Watch any movie with free subtitles opensubtitles dot com”

the historical Dominic Toretto was a real guy but we don’t believe he was the son of Car God

because of course we are a Muslim podcast; there is one Car God and Car Mohammed is his chauffeur

FAST FIVE - slop, it’s slop, the slop begins, sloptime

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a woman

jackin off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue

the modern toaster

Yesterday was 5 years of Kill James Bond and we’d just like to say firstly that we love every single one of our listeners and secondly free Palestine and trans rights, thank you for your attention to this matter, KJB

jackin off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue

Shout out to the person sitting in front row centre of the matinee of Blink wearing the Kill James Bond shirt, heck yeah 👍

FAST & FURIOUS - Dom Toretto’s girlfriend gets fridged, so he does some car bullshit to get over it. Gal Gadot turns up

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CHIMP

What’s up gentlemen welcome to race wars

Activate Crazy White Boy Mode

The Slaps Roof meme with two men standing next to a car, the man in the dark suit, a salesman, talking to a prospective buyer. The text says: "This bad boy can hold so much nitroglycerin." followed by *slaps roof* and then a picture of a great big explosion in the middle of an urban cityscape.

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Got you covered.

#WagesOfFear
#KillJamesBond!

I said forget it cuh

ONE THOUSAND RATS

fr though Charlie’s Angels (2019) was a fascinating if flawed Libfem response to Trump 1 so I’m looking forward to the next instalment showing the angels firebombing a concentration camp

what about Australian Johnny??

Abi doing the soy face point to a blink poster

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