Michael

Must not be old enough to buy razors yet.

Honestly, the way this team can put you through 88 minutes of torture, then leave you feeling like this after an extraordinary contribution from Max Dowman is essentially absurd.

It looked like it was gonna be a nightmare, instead it became the stuff of dreams.

My heartbeat is doing techno BPM

Probably Mavropanos’ best-ever performance for Arsenal

How do I get this full video tattoo to my body??

Serious responses only please.

@edsbs.bsky.social England or Alabama: Max Dowman?

HE JUST LEARNED TO WALK AND NOW HE’S SCORING IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

I’ve got a sack of blue magic beans to sell this fucking ref.

Of course he isn't.

It’s never going to happen in our favor.

Also the reason they get stabbed in South America.

But all I can say is his beard looks like pubes.

But being shite and biased is soooo much easier.

mmmmmm… this ref bribed???

🚨🚨🚨

Like yes Saliba is able to make incisive passes but don’t think he ever disguises them. Seems to telegraph them most of the time and give the defense a chance to block.

Yuuuuuup

JFC check this ref’s Venmo.

lol hope that poor kid with the Pokémon shirt makes better fandom choices than their parents.

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

I will miss spurs for the comedy next year.

lol should have done a Panenka

Ok this is way funnier than them losing from the start.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fuck you peacock. Worst streaming service hands down.

5 HOLE!!

Can the refs suck any more?

The way Wolves play [like shit]…

But can he play CDM??!?

So this Saka kid might be very very very very very very good.

Stick that in your commentary pipe and smoke it you wankers.