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Pritzker's F-bomb caused Lockport state rep Patrick Sheehan to do his hair all the way up for an exclusive interview with right-wing outlet The Center Square, while Jeanne Ives took the opportunity to demand “school choice now!”

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Taking a break from losing 2026 elections, IL GOP feigned outrage after @govpritzker.illinois.gov used a naughty word with an audience of adults, insisting such language GOP gov candidate Ted Dabrowski called ‘gutter talk’ only be used by a Republican convicted felon adjudicated rapist POTUS. #twill

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[PARODY, PROBABLY] Illinois Republicans celebrate Halloween: Perennial candidate Jim Marter loses costume contest again; Ted Dabrowski avoids a last-minute candy run after discovering a box of useless Wirepoints charts; and Mary Miller practices Republican Jesus' trickle-up candy economics. #ILGOP

You should totally stay home, bro.

For more Coyne/Riot Fest '25 hilarity, check out our full post “YOU EVEN PUNK, BRUH?” on Facebook:

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DuPage GOP chair Kevin Coyne is facing mockery on X after whining that musical acts performing at Riot Fest '25 were too political for him. His post with over 2M+ views also criticizes the months-scheduled event for proceeding the day of Charlie Kirk memorial, despite him attending the fest anyway.

Greater Grace Community Church in Elgin

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KANE KLOWNS: Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes, convicted of seditious conspiracy for his role in the J6 insurrection, is set to speak at a now-private event sponsored by Geneva-based org w/ #ILGOP ties, Three Headed Eagle Alliance, as the mystery of IL Republicans' irrelevancy w/ voters deepens.

Come out and join anti-LGBTQ+ hate group Awake Illinois founder Shannon Adcock for a delicious BBQ dinner, bags tournament and "Big Joke Pritzker Dunk Tank", followed by a special 9/11 tribute. Only $55 at the door, or bring the whole family for $140. Proceeds benefit Aurora Twp GOP. #ILGOP #twill

The latest evidence-free allegations by Clausen parrot rhetoric by Trump and his allies in a years-long GOP effort to make voting more difficult for Americans by making false claims about the integrity of vote by mail.

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STILL DOWN TO CLOWN: Weeks after claiming — without any evidence whatsoever — an order for the Will County Clerk to "not destroy" ballots from the 2020 election, Will County GOP chair Christina Clausen goes on an unhinged Facebook tirade, making even more batshit crazy allegations. #ILGOP #twill

The woman had been involved in a volunteer role for both DuPage GOP and Safe Suburbs USA, the Republican PAC Coyne founded and also chairs, and says she was ignored when she asked multiple DuPage GOP officials for help.

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EXCLUSIVE: A Naperville woman says she's the victim of impropriety by DuPage County GOP chair Kevin Coyne, alleging a history of bullying, sexual harassment and extramarital affairs. WCCC has obtained material corroborating claims, and Coyne sent the woman a cease and desist to keep quiet. #twill

The unsupported claim by the party of #MAGA cultists and election-denying conspiracy theorists chaired by Trump acolyte Christina Clausen comes nearly five years after Biden defeated Trump by over 28K votes in #WillCounty.

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PUT UP OR SHUT UP: Without evidence, the Will Co GOP made a stunning, baseless claim on Facebook this week, alleging the county clerk's office has been ordered to retain ballots from the '20 election and says the apparent order suggests an investigation of alleged voter fraud is coming. #ILGOP #twil

Happy Dumping Day

Balich blamed God for calling people ‘morons’, rejected a hug from his cousin because he doesn't “go to the other side” and gave Republicans a powerful argument for Vote By Mail: “We got to get to do that thing because that's what these people are doing.”

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CLOWNARAMA '25: A fundraiser earlier this month treated paying attendees to an evening of fried appetizers and shouting, as a defiant, delusional and animated Will County Board member Steve Balich warned Democrats of plans to take his losing Freedom Caucus strategy countywide in '26. #ILGOP #twill

Word on the street is that Kendall County Republican Scott Gryder is throwing his red hat into the '26 #IL14 congressional primary — in a three-way MAGA-off with perennial candidate Jim Marter and likely candidate Jed! Davis — for the opportunity to be defeated by @underwood.house.gov again. #twill

Kendall County GOP tent at this weekend's PrarieFest in Oswego giving off major low-energy Jed! Davis vibes. #ILGOP

At least there was cake. 🤷‍♀️

#DuPage #ILGOP #WillCountyClownCar

@govpritzker.illinois.gov shuts down cosplay Christian and Wicked Witch of Downstate Illinois, Rep Mary Miller: “I am not going to be lectured to by somebody who extols the virtue of Adolf Hitler; of someone who has allowed the pardoning of January 6—” #ILGOP

Hate Twitter, but there's so many #MAGAMorons to make fun of there. 😅

I know! Forgot to post this new one here before Kevin Coyne's big DuPage GOP "Meet the Chairman" Fundraiser yesterday!

Will try to post more here!!!

We're sure Kevin's fundraiser went absolutely swimmingly, though. 😆

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PLUS!! Hardcore #MAGA Republicans will enjoy hearing from ‘RINOs’ like #ILGOP Chair Kathy Salvi and IL House Minority Leader Tony McCombie!

Join Kevin Coyne as he continues denying the orange elephant in the room responsible for GOP losses in DuPage!

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MEET THE CHAIRMAN: DuPage GOP chair Kevin Coyne expects Wednesday to be a historical day for his party, when folks line up to pay $75/ticket to meet the man responsible for #DuPage Republicans losing 49 of 49 partisan contests in April's municipal elections. (SORRY FOR POSTING THIS LATE ON BSKY! 😔)

See our full post on Facebook, and follow #WillCountyClownCar for all the ensuing hilarity of a Jed! Davis v. Jim Marter showdown, as both candidates vie for the chance to be defeated by incumbent @underwood.house.gov in the 2026 general election.

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PLEASE CLAP: State rep Jed! Davis files with the FEC for a 2026 #IL14 congressional run. While Jed! says he's in ‘explore’ mode, sources tell WCCC he will likely run, setting up an #ILGOP primary battle with perennial candidate Jim Marter, who is running for the seat for the third consecutive cycle.