Wyatt K.

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How it feels opening a PR on a product we thought was dead 18 months ago...

This is bad and stupid. I would like an adult to be in charge now.

It’s a cognate for the German Autobahn.

I’ve never had to shovel rain out of my driveway.

I’d kill for 44 degrees. Gimme that drizzle.

Like what’s the Mendoza line for game where CFB beats NFL? cc @rodger.bsky.social

We know that the best team in CFB isn’t beating the worst team in the NFL at football. But what about like… kickball.

I'm a bit of a self-directed agent swarm paradigm myself

Plus it gives the fans something else to be fucking furious about.

Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I’m late with this question but just wanted to ask if my team trades the #1 pick away are they also trading away my free Sunday ticket package?

Child. Bad child.

This is the 4th football thing she knows after “football”, “touchdown”, and “hawks”.

My 1.5 year old daughter has learned Josh Allen’s name. She keeps walking into the room, waving at the game and saying “hi Josh.”

ps Central Cinema hosted one of my all time favorite movie experiences — eating a fantastic burger while watching Howl’s Moving Castle.

Looked it up, can’t believe what Harvard Exit turned into.

I am Charlie Brown and Oregon Football is Lucy holding the football.

Can’t wait to kick it again next season. #GoDucks

Oregon has lost 5 games in 3 seasons. All 5 of those losses are to at worst the national runner up.

I feel like Salieri. #GoDucks

Starting…. now. #GoDucks

You guys ready for the greatest comeback in the history of sports? #GoDucks

Is that not perfect?

Does Northwestern need a DC?

Good day to be a duck.

Does tOSU have a Mario Cristobal problem?

Hands-On With a Rough iPhone Fold Mockup Apple is rumored to be introducing a foldable iPhone in September 2026, and since it will bring the biggest form factor change since the iPhone was introduced in 2007, curiosity about the design is hi...

My takeaway from this rumor is that when folded it won't actually be small, and when unfolded it will be unusably large.

Just. Make. A. Small. Phone.

Been watching this dude since college and all he does is throw picks in pressure situations.

He wouldn’t want it any other way.

2 thoughts on tonight’s game: you can’t convince me Sam Darnold is a good QB, and damn these are some ugly uniforms from Seattle.

Important to remember that incompetence breeds loyalty: when the only qualification that matters is obsequiousness, the people put in positions of power make much more sense. They are out of their depth by our yardstick, but not by the one that matters.