Tom

I have had a good day

A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago

I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman

I won some magnums of champagne

I got a train I was meant to miss

Saw my brother

Had beer

Today I learned to change a nappy. It is not a process I think I’m good at.

Now the owner of a veterans railcard. Look out cheaper tickets to Leeds.

@thesquareball.net

Think this match is gonna end in tears

Well deserved, but well deserved years ago. Glad to see!

Not guaranteed but would assume court would take a grim view of this

Just reading your troubles as a solicitor and I’m thinking you have quite a good one

Me: ‘Sorry to bother you sir, is the train for Chattanooga departing from platform 29?’

Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’

I’m not saying your birthday is the top in class but I do feel everyone who was born away from Christmas should have to experience how rubbish it is to have a birthday around then so I agree with this. Leeds being unbeaten is a brilliant byproduct.

@michaeltsb.bsky.social can we have this flag in TSB merch pls

#lufc

Agbadou-do-do
Plays in yellow

I love them but I don’t want to see another

Leeds: 90% possession
Leeds: 100 shots on target
Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments
Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes
Leeds: 7 VCs awarded

Final score

Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds

I’m too busy to be ill. I understand this will cause me to be more ill later down the line. I am stressed, waking up screaming and in pools of sweat. I am dissociating.

But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day.

MOT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

For clarity, nobody told him to do this.

What do I even do with it? Stick it on a fridge and pat him on the head?

Have to call him and go through each point saying ‘this is wrong because X, this because Y’?

I have to charge him for this too.

Today a client wrote his own schedule of loss. He based it on wild assumptions, unrealistic, outdated sources, overlooked limitation, then complained about his own valuation.

I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face.

Confidentially wrong on every single count.

Being an adult is realising a perfect circle is impossible and you’re ok with it

@optajoe.com in Caerphilly for you MOT

WDL a piece. 4 points. Some class signings.

I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up.

I might be wrong and this might be reposted.

I don’t really care.

MOT

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@michaeltsb.bsky.social this match ball surely has to be one of the best yet. More comedy than any other game I’ve seen. Nothing taken away from Wednesday, but that performance needs to be harshly analysed with your cutting venom.

Here’s some AI slop for you @michaeltsb.bsky.social but I feel it captures the essence of both of you

Will be gutted if the versus isn’t the start of a perennial thing at #eurovision

Latvia was like something out of Avatar #Eurovision

a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .

The Germany performer

@brynlaw.bsky.social give Cymru a shout out mun! MOT. Loving this

AI made me a ghibli

Never touch your Farke with champagne after 21:00. It turns him into a fire beast.