Jon Frosch

*werner herzog voice* you have your light evenings now but the mornings are darker than ever

A QR code that just has all the same info as the registration you already have that is already tied to your license plate that is already available to law enforcement!

The regular burger is better than animal style anyway

Boil water advisory for much of east bank New Orleans after water main break at Panola and S Carrollton

there was one on Claiborne right in front of Sewerage and Water Board yesterday

Met such interesting weirdos in the Cafe Car at approximately Memphis

To a first approximation, sure. But 1 kid did do a flip off the stage at my ASU College of Liberal Arts and Sciences ceremony and that was pretty cool.

Gumwall gang!

Just overheard the phrase "we were going to go to 2000s night" and immediately became deceased.

Ah, yes, O(n²), my old enemy

Say hey at thoth float 21!

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

Happy birthday to the state of Arizona 🌵

Headcanon is that they just showed up with a tractor and a float and everyone just rolled with it, so to speak.

So, what's up with the random jester float after the end of Muses and Hermes?

Lol, is the Druids theme actually just "homophones"?

The Bug Patrol might be one of my favorite things at Mardi Gras because I get to judge the engine choices (one of them is rocking single port heads!) and because it will always remind me of being at the inaugural krewe d'etat and seeing the clown van catch on fire.

Syracuse and Cal playing a basketball game at 4pm PT in front of like 400 people CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT WAS INEVITABLE THIS HAD TO HAPPEN

Myles Garrett not getting an MVP vote (while McCaffrey did, lol). *This* Super Bowl not yielding a defensive or special teams MVP.

It's a crisis of disenfranchisement! It was not always this way either. @slate.com: slate.com/culture/2026...

Great news!

"Around 4:01" is some heavy cop-ese

Choosing to believe that those 2 people from the halftime show actually got married

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Granted, they also had a not-very-licit-looking sign with prices for food, so that might have been the issue

I couldn't believe my eyes, but I actually saw someone get a citation from NOPD for having a grill on the parade route

#RexComus goes Olympics

Here it is!!!! The Sandwich Fact!!!! Near guaranteed to make you go "huh I didn't know that" unless you did!
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I've been saying it forever: Oklahoma lost (embarrassingly bad) to Kansas; ASU is the only legit 1975 national champ

that tweet about how vance has 4chan politics with tumblr cadence - "pretty problematic of you to want to tax the rich when there's literally a (checks notes) white genocide going on right now"

I mean, that side of the street was *open to traffic* while parades were actively rolling on the other side until into the 2010s