Spag 🙃

Oh no...oh wait...I don't care

Give her extra ones because she sounds incredible

Hahahahahah this is on par with Elon taking Cards Against Humanity to the island

Pete Hegseth is what happens when a man can't summon up the courage to go to that late-night truck stop he's heard so much about.

I will die if I wish

Hahahahaha

Countless!

This ship is literally the only thing we have.

SW London

Imagine if there’d been a thing we could have done 20 years ago to be less reliant on oil and gas today.

No promise

legionnaires disease outbreak in SW London

Yaaaaaas!!!

Thank you pal!

Thank you

He’s my fave guy

Thank you pal HAAHAHA that’s so lovely of you

I don’t post selfies on here so you’ll just have to trust me when I say we have matching coriander hats 🧡

Thank you young man

The thing about magnolia trees is that they’re so beauti- oh

Dog is eating a lamb leg on the rug and it honks

Bella is side eyeing you. Are you sure you had sign-off?

She doesn’t realise she spent £70 on houseplants for my birthday 🥰🎉

Thank youuuuu xxxx

Happy birthday right back atchaaaa!

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY THOUGH

I love how Clare Balding is so passionate about everything. Tennis? Give her Wimbledon coverage and she knows all the players. Dogs? Give her Crufts and she knows all the breeds. Pub quiz? Give her QI and she knows everything. What an underrated national treasure.

BIG STICK

#internationalwomensday 💪❤️

Thank you