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I thought I had 10 more days before my YouTube TV pause kicked in, but it started today and now I can only vibe the WBC vicariously through everyone's posts.

Which is to say, thank you for keeping me updated. πŸ˜…

12.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Get 'em out of your system now, Jortz. πŸ™ƒ

Had a pretty bad one in the USA game, too. It's like he gets so excited to actually be on base, he forgets the rules.

12.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that would cause so much harm to our financial institutions. Won't anyone think of the financial institutions??

12.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when things are being run like a business, by a businessman

11.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

The Bart Starr parable

11.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hm... I think we're lined up for this to be a PS+ year for it, so I'm probably just going to wait until September. πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only workable apology is if they take busloads of trans people on vacation to Tijuana.

11.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess that means at some point it will be #EddysSZN.

11.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not looking good for RengifoSZN, @ignitorkid.bsky.social.

11.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy Opening Title Sequence YouTube video by Jay Sug

Okay one more thing: that’s Bill doing the opening narration of β€œAnchorman.” And, while every surviving 70s anchor claims to be the model for Ron Burgundy, it was Bill. Proof? He shot a scene as the Network Anchor handing the throne to Ron that didn’t make the Final Cut.

youtu.be/Cnh5MQsAIAo?...

11.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't fail a mission if you never really had one in the first place. πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just mash it right in there with Korea and say it's all debatable. πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd call it relief, just making sure it actually happened after assuming it for so long.

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one we were waiting for. There might be another move or two coming, but this was the one they had to get done.

11.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, he's actually worth it, though, lol

11.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was already funny when I thought he was intentionally giving them oversized shoes as a cruel prank, but it's so much funnier that they all told him sizes that were too big because they're afraid he'll think they have tiny dicks.

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is wearing oversized shoes because you're afraid your boss might think you have a tiny dick gender-affirming care? Asking for an entire presidential cabinet.

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, man, we built those for fighting in Lake Michigan, or something.

11.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, but what are your microtransactions like?

11.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes the sychonicity is just spot-on.

11.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure this brand manager is well aware of it, but it's a subtle competence insult to match the one given. πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are always fun to respond to.

"I chose that language because the association already exists as a well-known colloquial shorthand. I'm sorry this is the way you found out what the prevailing brand impression is for Temu, but it is not, in fact, my responsibility to rehabilitate it.

Best!"

11.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 536 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I would consider 11 to be the platonic average male shoe size of people I know irl. It's kind of a surprise when anyone is under 10. 14s are not so uncommon as to be notable.

11.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for his, "I left Bluesky because it's too mean" blog post.

11.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm all-a mixed up, don't know what-a to do!"

11.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the worst follow-up to MAR10 Day I could imagine.

11.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

$145 is DSW "Oh, I'll splurge a little," territory.

But I did like the story yesterday from @urbanmilwaukee.com that the Florsheim owner is nonplussed with this development, and is currently suing the admin over tariffs.

11.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very high on Sorrell, but mostly because @texwestern.bsky.social, @badgernoonan.bsky.social and I were at the Draft stage when he came out, and figuring out why and how he was there at that point, in real time, was a highlight of that trip. πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"And damn, she's looking fine."

11.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0