Wins for the week:
Slowing my running pace has basically unlocked my running. Ran for nearly 30 minutes, up from 12 last week!
I think Iβve figured out omelettes. Iβve always been a more than decent cook, with a lot of versatility and recipes, but omelettes always turn into scrambles.
22.02.2026 18:22
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If these two dumb fucks donβt end up together I will not be continuing this show. (Itβs Kate and the Viscount).
21.02.2026 05:10
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I am watching Bridgerton for the first time. What fun!
20.02.2026 02:56
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MiΓ©rcoles
29.10.2025 06:45
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I really need to start documenting the horrible things my coworkers and boss say.
27.10.2025 18:12
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The middle-aged urge to scream βGET HELPβ at your parents whose mental illness is so ingrained that they donβt realize thereβs anything unusual about their mental processes.
19.10.2025 17:08
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I mean if literally any of you thought for a single moment kojima wouldn't be an AI bro you were kidding yourselves hahahahah
16.10.2025 05:31
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Also, twenty-seven minutes of the Cotton Eyed Joe dance remix.
09.10.2025 13:30
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sequential single lines of songs followed by hummed lyrics, coffee shop white noise, and a whispering voice to k*ll yourself. All on loop at max volume.
08.10.2025 15:29
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At my funeral I want someone to announce that I made an audio soundtrack to play during the entire thing, to show what itβs like in my head.
Itβs going to be Chidi Anagonyeβs βfork in the disposalβ, with three mis-timed/desynced Whitney Houstonβs βIβm your baby tonightβ, broken up byβ¦
08.10.2025 15:29
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I hate to even come close to a compliment for as massive a POS as ZuckTheFuck is, but I canβt delete FB entirely bc I buy things on Marketplace sometimes. Itβs so dumb.
05.10.2025 19:53
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Burn β€οΈβπ₯
#art #drawing #illustration
04.10.2025 15:11
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Closeup β€οΈ
#art #drawing #illustration
28.09.2025 00:19
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28.09.2025 06:22
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A picture of celestia in a plaid skirt
I hate having to ask but I need to come up with about $300 to make next month's rent. I know there are better things to spend your money on but any little amount helps, truly
Cashapp: $cactusgr
Thank you so much <3
21.09.2025 17:13
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Deez nuts, indeed. My roommate asked me what I put in the description and I said "fight the fascists and I'll consider coming back." He laughed and made special effort to clarify that I would likely never have a streaming service again. He is correct. I'm either reading from now on or yo-ho-ho-ing.
21.09.2025 12:52
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I told my group when I returned and I felt like when youβre watching a TV show and they do a side adventure episode where the B-plot is the A-plot for the whole episode.
09.09.2025 02:48
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Then, an old woman mistook me for her grandson, & bought me ice cream as a thank you for helping locate them, which only took seconds, but Iβm not turning down free ice cream. Then I got to give my spare disposable ear plugs to a youth + her little bro bc they were the only ones covering their ears.
09.09.2025 02:47
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I even had my own little weirdo side adventure. I left my group to wash sunscreen out of my eyes. While near the roughly 17 story observation deck someone asked if I would go up with them bc they were scared. When I came back down, a couple had me help them take phone picsβ¦ engagement phone picsβ¦!
09.09.2025 02:45
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I did not get good pictures of stuff at WEC, but I had a great time along with tons of merch. In the Hypercar class, the Valkyrieβs high pitched whine can be heard from around the track, and the Cadillac rumble vibrated the stands. Glad Toyota GR did pretty well, as did the Ferrariβs.
09.09.2025 02:43
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In Austin, TX for FIA World Endurance ππ So stoked
06.09.2025 01:50
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I got a cool free hat and it goes with absolutely nothing.
05.09.2025 06:43
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