Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success
-maxxing is an insufferable suffix that is impressed upon us in order for us to increase our productivity. Destroy this insidious mathematical lens by removing it from your vocabulary, take back your words
SHUT YOUR DOOMER ASS UP & REGARD LIFE AS PRECIOUS ENOUGH TO DEFEND, SUNSHINE!!!!!
Idiot plot
MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
donald trump post on truth social: If the Protoss have put out any photon cannons in our base, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason photon cannons were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to the Protoss will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Terran capabilities deployed against the Zerg to permanently eliminate any drones or probes attempting to place photon cannons in our base. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe
one of the all-time greats
STAR TREK WEED STRAINS
Highly Illogical
Purple Phase
Beamy Up
Warp Factor 10
Sour Dieselithium
Gorilla Q
Q Dream
Operations Gold
Leola Root Express
Data's Widow
Risian Lights
Turbolift
Shut Up, Wesley
Khaaaaaaaaanibus
Lwaxana Thunder F#*k OG
padawan anakin morphing into Ep2 anakin over several images
Anamorph
hi i’m troy mcclure, you may know me from such video essays as the underrated design of dark souls or the horror of super mario bros 1-1
Me: [ puts a still from Tenshinhan vs Saibaiman in a YouTube video about martial arts in popular culture ]
Toei: "WE'VE GOTTA SPRING INTO LEGAL ACTION ASAP"
US Government: [ puts Beerus in their ad about how the Trump admin gleefully kills children ]
Toei:
This is the insidious nature of nostalgia. We must move forward, demand improvement, and not get held back by thinking of a past that didn't actually exist
🐺 #twilightprincess
"AI will let us turn PhDs from 4 year degrees into 6 month degrees!"
Literally shitting on the part that makes it intellectual development. It requires things like *reading* for yourself and *writing* for yourself. Those aren't chores, they're part of skills acquisition and critical development.
Grace doodle
#ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9
more outfit stuff 😋😋
#splatoonart
Black and white photo of an obese shorthaired tabby cat.It is lying upside down asleep in an upholstered chair.
Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire
Hatsune Miku android
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
Callie Splatoon
The Humble Weedwacker Strikes Again
edited photo of skyrim. a diluted tortie is equipped in one hand, the other hand has the common fire spell. you can equip it.
wormy annoyed me so i put her in skyrim
DROP THAT MEME AGAIN BABYY
The kind of shit I'll be saying at family functions
