Questioning its authenticity might be the most authentic thing about it.
15.03.2026 02:14
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Questioning its authenticity might be the most authentic thing about it.
Fauxthenticity (noun) — The antonym of sloptical illusion; something that appears AI-generated or fake at first glance but is actually genuine upon closer inspection.
#NewWords
The prophecy is fulfilled.
Here are two.
Well played, dog. Well played.
#sixwordstory
#WritingCommunity
Give it three more searches and you’ll have a 14th-century plague too.
Decency laws prohibit most of what was muttered under my breath.
“Are you f**king NEW?”
Can be applied in both cases.
Are you referring to something I said directly to my co-workers, or something I muttered under my breath?
Bluesky doesn’t give me enough characters to explain why I love my wife — and if it did, it would instantly explode with jealousy, everyone coveting how lucky I am and wanting what I have for themselves.
Goodnight ladies and germs.
I’ll be back in November with more ‘comedy’… or whatever this was.
It will be a slightly improved version.
Do you want it back when I’m done?
Wait… those weren’t documentaries?
Even puppets have boundaries, apparently.
Friday the 13th walks into a bar.
Bartender asks “Weren’t you just here?”
Mirror behind the bar cracks up again.
Please keep your hobbies private.
Your fingers: Done!
How oddly coincidental that this should appear right after my mother-in-law’s cat did the same thing to her window blind.
Irregardless, I am now ironically reconsidering my entire approach to words.
Max Quordlepleen
welcomes all to final show,
stars boil into light.
Zarquon rushes in—
“Sorry that I’m a bit late—”
Universe goes dark.
#SciFaiku #Haiku
I’m great (just ask me).
In the end, your actions will be of your freewill.
You bet your life on that?
The answer is probably hidden somewhere in the subdivisions of your memory.
“Hello, Richard! I’m looking forward to listening to this podcast!”
Sorry, I got the boat color wrong. 😊
@noswpod.bsky.social
More like already irrelevant the second it was imagined.
Ah, yes! I fondly remember sitting by a lit fireplace, listening to some of the ad jingles on the wireless:
“A wand may glitter and sound real slick—
But it can’t out-poke the Poke People In The Eye Stick™!”
“Why trust a poke that’s sloppy and quick?
The Oculars Wand™ beats the poking stick!”
