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Also, search results are so finely optimized by individual accounts that the “simple DUH link” that you see might not appear in my first five pages. (And your info isn’t guaranteed Gospel.)

“I don’t want to seem rude, but if you just did a Google search for _________”

You’re not rude. You’re also not helpful.

First, the search engines today are enshittified to boost engagement, with A.I. summaries of dubious accuracy and sponsored links of even more dubious value.

Am I the only one who wants the NCAA Tournament selection committee to do the greatest thing ever — by pitting Miami or Ohio against Auburn in the First Four?

1000 days. No misses. No skips. No hints.

I don’t have an X account anymore to check it, but it’s apparently still up.

Seen just now outside Piedmont park.

Time to check the whack-ass side of the Kalshi markets…

Brian, I am fairly certain this is not real, but it may be more accurate.

Outstanding!!!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

They’re going a little overboard pitching Oba Femi as the biggest free agent in wrestling right now. We all know that the correct answer is Danhausen.

Well, it took me several attempts to override Apple-related browser fuckery with B&N, but I finally was able to purchase just such a book.

Huh. Someone should write a book about how this happened.

It’ll sound like Mortimer Duke yelling “TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!”

We're gonna die in a nuclear holocaust before we get GTA6.

I haven’t said a whole lot over here about it, but there might be some of the college football people who would care to know.

My sarcoma came back late last year, and I’m already past two rounds of chemo. As far as I know, there isn’t a Kalshi market on it yet.

We’re raven over your word choices

I’m getting tired of people.

(Not to mention having one floating around, dropping plastic teeth)

Honestly, if WWE doesn’t have a five-foot Danhausen blimp flying around arenas before and after an event, what are they even doing?

Few things in sports make me giggle like watching Houston Mallette sit in the corner unmoving for 20 seconds of an offensive position — nothing but camping and keeping a defender out of traffic — only to disappear completely and suddenly run through traffic to grab an offensive board. #RollTide

Can you short it?

Grandpa Simpson giving a boring lecture to Bart and his friends

"See, that's where everyone gets confused. ICP is a posse composed of insane clowns. If it was a posse chasing after insane clowns, that'd be a whole different thing."

Sounds like Quest in Birmingham has burned to the ground.

CBS is reporting that the DOJ is deleting thousands of Epstein files from public view.

Who do you bump?

Who’s on your Mt Rushmore of terrible sports takes? I’ve got Skip Bayless, Stephen A Smith, Jim Rome and Clay Travis. Honorable mention: Rob Parker #nfl #nba #mlb #cfb

I would take Rome off there, only because Danny Kanell needs a spot on there.