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That didn’t happen.

Fancy they’ll watch that back and think ‘yes, held shape and didn’t do anything stupid for 93 mins’, but will also reflect on half a dozen ok balls over the top with Barnes and Elanga facing forward and United would have been four up. Risk is you missed a chance, but another go certainly on cards.

Good display from the Mags tonight. I’m sure there’ll be pundits outlining how Barca will step up at home, as expected. Maybe, but I didn’t see anyone that impressed in that eleven. If anything, I’d fancy United to tear that back four a new one, but it doesn’t tend to go like that. Hey, have a go.

Or maybe they’re real, unlike yourself.

Either that or a night on the peeve. Back in your box, bot.

Messi’s kids have posters of Lewis Hall in their bedrooms #NUFC

Tippy tappy refs reminding me why we should have let that Super League happen. Against that, a defence that can’t turn and can be picked off. Go again.

No Koundé. Gave the best performance I’ve seen at St James’ this season last time, despite Marcus et al.

I’ll take that.

Don’t really believe this but the spirit stands. Fucking get into them. Howay the lads.

Impressive count of 62 Whooper Swans at Whittle Dene today and unusually they were on the smallest (Western) reservoir affording an opportunity for some decent pictures. First Chiffchaffs calling and Dippers displaying on Whittle Burn made for a fine Spring afternoon. #NEBirding

Ten seconds of Blitzkrieg Bop are played over the PA while the UEFA video plays on the big screen before the game. Gordon, in tracksuit, immediately sent off. Penalty to Barca. Jason Tindall dismissed to the stands. Lewis Miley sold before midnight deadline.

Made it. Happy. Be happier when they refer to Woolsington in the same misty eyed way they do about La Masia. Still, can’t complain about the first eleven (even though many do!).

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X7/8 Arriva. Bloke at stop had waited almost an hour, three hadn’t turned up. Why do they even have a contract? They were appalling long before the election.

I’d be on the lash if the buses in Newcastle weren’t so fucking dreadful. Quick wins, Labour. You could have blasted stuff like this along. Reform may not form the next majority Government, but they’ll have enough local clout from this year on to ensure cars remain god for a long time yet.

What the hell has Trump put in their shoes?

* That’s “one last corporate year before I retire” ‘Hoppy’s’ nonsense 2030 claim, btw. Ideally I’ll get past that date. That said, let’s all just get through 2026 first, eh?

Don’t get a crack at teams like this very often, and may never again in my lifetime (2030 indeed 🙄). I’d recommend enjoying it. I’m away on the lash. Howay the lads!

Good stuff. That looks likely, mind. Rural enough.

In all honesty the curlews aren’t impossible, especially if you’re near water or any moorland and they do call on flight. Ebird has some reports locally, not sure if nearby. Sometimes I just listen back to the recording. If you click curlew it’ll take you to that part of the recording to check.

This is an excellent idea.

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Pleased to see both projects finally receiving backing, however it’s disappointing to hear that both are being scaled back. That ‘levelling up’ was never going to happen was it? I do also wonder about the arena, given the existing one now has funding for a major overhaul. Two of the same size?

Sandy Sandilands in the desert? Who named him? JK Rowling?

OFCOM all over this like a sloth on diazepam wielding a feather duster

Two home wins, two away draws. Not a ridiculous ask, but that would make things interesting. See what you rustle up, United, and then we can all have a breather. Have a bash. Howay the lads.

Françoise Hardy has a great idea! 📸 Jean-Marie Périer, 1968

Françoise Hardy, 1968