Hooting Zoo Ape

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

I have a loaded gun

An actual book titled "Suck Mommy's Piss Flaps: an Erotic Killer Story...or Something" by [alleged] international bestselling author Layla Moon, pink book cover with a variety of dogshit fonts somebody's friend made at no-cost using their free trial of adobe photoshop

Easily the worst book cover I've ever seen

star trek themed doctors office that looks very like much the TNG/VOY era consoles. there is also a cardboard cutout of seven of nine!

one of the waiting chairs that looks like the bridge of the enterprise-D’s navigation console except that the chair is black.

im at the eye doctors. there is a doctor here who has a whole ass star trek themed setup

good riddance

Hugo Drax, who used to support me, and does not now, is a very bad man!

Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol

man they even made harry kim in the 90s lame tech photo spread lame as fuck

The ShamWow infomercial guy is running for congress as a Republican and the last 2 seconds of his ad are WILD

randy johnson spent the offseason learning new pitches from an illicit serbian monastery. fasterball. "Doubleday's Nightmare". Curveball 2. fastestball. and now he has graduated to the deadliest bird of all: Man. Bonds laughs at bat; his Bane rig pulses. No spectators will leave Yankee Stadium alive

"Caves of Cud" - a Caves of Qud / Cow Tools crossover

Caves of Qud

you follow 1800 accounts, you ongoing social issue

what about the actual dead people in the region you fucking slime

DONTS I H FOR . WORK FOR T.

this is very much a 'what the fuck do you actually think dude' sort of question

the corollary to that is the people who live on their boat who are always penniless leftists (source: all the penniless leftists i know who live on boats)

the hollered 'you're wasting it' to the cable tv being left on and zorak saying 'its on, but we're not really watching it' to this day is the hardest i've ever laughed

imagine having your real name and photo attached on purpose to this howlingly idiotic statement

shut the fuck up

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

ringworm @prawn_meat donkey kong being a villain in industrial settings and a hero in jungle settings is a perfect illustration of what the unabomber was talking about 5:39 PM • 2018-11-22

truth

tumblr post from user threedollarsdotcom: "weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well"

games industry

i'm going to vote for whichever candidate summons The Shrike

am i going to have to become a juggalo just to avoid facial recognition now

what

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

then leave and stop whining about it, the only thing thinner than internet pundits skin is fucking graphene