Uggi you are a good boy
09.03.2026 16:26
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Uggi you are a good boy
Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com took us all to the unlicensed Willy Wonka Experience NYC. “You need to know the costs of capitalism,” she said, before pushing us forward toward the street entrance. “You need to see what Michael Bloomberg did to this town.” I bought some meth from their gift shop.
Photo of NYC Mayor Mamdani smiling, with text in bold letters superimposed that read “New Yorkers want more funding for libraries”. A small header reads “NYC PLAN : Public Library Action Network”
@mayor.nyc.gov It’s clear : New Yorkers want increased funds for our public libraries.
I had a good day today on the pneumonia recovery journey. I could walk a bit more! Thought I was up for cooking too and then my entire body was hit with a wave of exhaustion out of nowhere. Pneumonia is so weird.
how much is it?
100% would help next time
The Trump Administration's choice to end their "Shield for the Americas" summit with the Monty Python Flying Circus theme march is inspired. I take back everything bad I ever said about the regime
(That ~2 second dropped signal is, I assume, some AV guy cackling as he zooms in on Kristi Noem)
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
The writers are pushing the dialogue. Who is editing this?
not just me?
I've run into a lot of strange issues with Word all of a sudden. Like, I suddenly couldn't highlight text. Then I could. Then I couldn't.
ME, STARING AT IG WITH PNEUMONIA: s'too many layers. s'too much clothes.
SWIPES
everybody s'too much clothes. s'all puffy now from too many clothes.
It's been almost a week and a half now, and at least the fever broke, but when does pneumonia stop dribbling you like a basketball? I sometimes feel awake and like I could do something, and then ten minutes later it's all LOL BACK TO BED I WAS JOKING. How long is this nonsense going to go on?
Hey on Monday come to Columbia College Chicago @ 12:30 to hear me and Joe Meno talk about our cross-platform storytelling project Question Mark Ohio: allium.colum.edu/readings-and...
Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen. From "Christmas Eve" In *Frog and Toad All Year*
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
move slow and repair things
I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...
UGGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I once had to stage manage a performance of Cirque du Soleil that I had never seen before, onc with extensive pyrotechnics and a man flying across the ceiling dressed as a massive bird, while dealing with live tigers and Jay Leno.
Girrllllllllll
One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results.
The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.
DO NOT COMPLY.
DO NOT OUT PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY VULNERABLE CHILDREN
The best autocorrect ever.
Well, Mario, that IS a problem, isn't it.
Years ago I pitched a “Tales-from-the-Crypt meets the Daily Show” half hour news show hosted by a Cryptkeeper-type and honestly I would really really watch the fuck out of that right now.
you have no idea how happy I was when I hit play and realized what was about to happen
ME: HE KNOWS ME NOW
OSCAR: well, no, Hank just
ME: WE’RE FRIENDS
OSCAR: mentioned you in passing and
ME: PROBABLY BEST FRIENDS
Thank you for saying my name to Jason. My heart began to glow.
