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@megabrow12

Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots. B(Nudes)io @woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work. A “surprisingly useful friend”. Moron.

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Cooking is such a functional everyday thing it’s easy to forget how great it is.
Oh you took eggs flour and milk and now you have fluffy airy Yorkshire puddings? Alchemy. Tomorrow, same ingredients- pancakes. Brilliant!

14.03.2026 08:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1 - cooking in general, creating something delicious is a joy.
2 - finding a console game that’s going to give you hours of fun
3 - dog walk in cold weather

14.03.2026 08:06 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Naps are very underrated

14.03.2026 08:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bagel

14.03.2026 07:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I accidentally got some of my wife’s HRT gel on me so I guess I’m trans now.

14.03.2026 07:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does ‘slap n tickle’ pre or post date ‘how’s your father’?
And why do you only get a bit of either.

13.03.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder how many people make a living purely from writing books or making music.
I’d guess fewer than make a living playing football.

13.03.2026 14:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like her a lot. I recently decided it’s based purely on the fact that her natural expression is ‘slightly confused’.
Like she’s not quite sure how or why she’s on court but now she’s here she might as well just be brilliant at tennis.

13.03.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuine question… what’s the Draper history here?

13.03.2026 09:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t blame Medvedev for asking. Borderline wrong call to give it imo.

13.03.2026 09:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My nephew was talking about how he felt more like a boy…I followed some accounts on twitter (including jkr and glinner) and landed on the side of empathy and joy.

13.03.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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13.03.2026 03:25 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’m always too oblivious to notice and just think people are being friendly. But someone from my yoga class kind of changed attitude when she found out I was married, so maybe…I’ll take it at also 51.

13.03.2026 08:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Canada, Greenland, Mexico..France probably

12.03.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Key takeaway from this book is that Americans doing regime change is good and always works out well. Looking forward to a bright future for the people of Iran and Venezuela.

12.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or re-use the same one every single tournament 😬

12.03.2026 16:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nick Cave vs Roots Manuva is a hell of a first round.

12.03.2026 14:20 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Well then

12.03.2026 13:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Any day can be
Christmas when
you're famous. -
just ask for
presents and
some dipshit puts
them under my
tree."

RACY

-Gwyneth Paltrow

"Any day can be Christmas when you're famous. - just ask for presents and some dipshit puts them under my tree." RACY -Gwyneth Paltrow

Merry Christmas Gwyneth.

11.03.2026 20:23 👍 108 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0
Grace Petrie - IKEA - @ The Social Hull 2022
Grace Petrie - IKEA - @ The Social Hull 2022 YouTube video by Festival Flyers

An answer in song form

youtu.be/xth4fL9ZbzY?...

12.03.2026 11:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoilers

12.03.2026 11:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any plans for a UK/Europe stubbs clubb?
I guess shipping becomes a financial and administrative ballache..

12.03.2026 10:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Presumably all three are hyperactive.

12.03.2026 10:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

£5 note - Blakey shaking his fist at Butler
£10 note - Barbara Good saying “oh Tom!”
£20 note - Anthony Royle making the tea
£50 note - Del Boy falls through the bar and Trigger pulls a face

12.03.2026 10:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s settle this once and for all:

£5 note - Stephen Fry
£10 note - Stephen Fry
£20 note - Stephen Fry
£50 note - @michaellegge.bsky.social but only on the English notes. Everywhere else Stephen Fry

12.03.2026 09:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A zero value add to the Bluesky experience account.

12.03.2026 08:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve just googled it and…crikey.

12.03.2026 07:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly thought this would be top half before nominations were announced.

12.03.2026 07:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks?

12.03.2026 07:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am one of the nominators who didn’t vote to seed it.
At least 2 of us it seems.

12.03.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0