Shamp

Ruined it.

Absolutely love Arsenals commitment to the bit. 10/10

Gorillaz.
I’m pretty sure I’ve heard Amnesiac at some point probably.

I’m starting to feel empathy for people I don’t know and my driving is more considerate.
I can’t afford a pay cut - VERY WORRIED

Tennis tv app on my iPad, which won’t go into landscape mode in the homepage. Again.

@tennistv.com you’ve bollocksed the app up again I see.
Will it be another 2 years before I get a homepage in landscape again?

Having focused on recommendations and winners picks, it turns out I’ve only heard one of the top 8 seeds.
Vibes based bracket picks it is!

I regret to inform you that I pulled through, and will continue to suffer the horrors with you all.

Devilled lamb kidney on multi seed toast and sprinkle of parsley on top. Delicious and nutritious probably.

My kidneys, they are so devilled.

Cooking is such a functional everyday thing it’s easy to forget how great it is.
Oh you took eggs flour and milk and now you have fluffy airy Yorkshire puddings? Alchemy. Tomorrow, same ingredients- pancakes. Brilliant!

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1 - cooking in general, creating something delicious is a joy.
2 - finding a console game that’s going to give you hours of fun
3 - dog walk in cold weather

Naps are very underrated

Bagel

I accidentally got some of my wife’s HRT gel on me so I guess I’m trans now.

Does ‘slap n tickle’ pre or post date ‘how’s your father’?
And why do you only get a bit of either.

I wonder how many people make a living purely from writing books or making music.
I’d guess fewer than make a living playing football.

I like her a lot. I recently decided it’s based purely on the fact that her natural expression is ‘slightly confused’.
Like she’s not quite sure how or why she’s on court but now she’s here she might as well just be brilliant at tennis.

Genuine question… what’s the Draper history here?

Don’t blame Medvedev for asking. Borderline wrong call to give it imo.

My nephew was talking about how he felt more like a boy…I followed some accounts on twitter (including jkr and glinner) and landed on the side of empathy and joy.

I’m always too oblivious to notice and just think people are being friendly. But someone from my yoga class kind of changed attitude when she found out I was married, so maybe…I’ll take it at also 51.

And Canada, Greenland, Mexico..France probably

Key takeaway from this book is that Americans doing regime change is good and always works out well. Looking forward to a bright future for the people of Iran and Venezuela.

Or re-use the same one every single tournament 😬

Nick Cave vs Roots Manuva is a hell of a first round.

Well then

"Any day can be Christmas when you're famous. - just ask for presents and some dipshit puts them under my tree." RACY -Gwyneth Paltrow

Merry Christmas Gwyneth.

Grace Petrie - IKEA - @ The Social Hull 2022 YouTube video by Festival Flyers

An answer in song form

youtu.be/xth4fL9ZbzY?...

Spoilers

Any plans for a UK/Europe stubbs clubb?
I guess shipping becomes a financial and administrative ballache..