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Claire and Present Danger

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I posted MISSY (7 yrs old,
8.5 lbs) in the past. Guess what? She's got a best friend MICKEY (7 yrs old, 11.5 lbs) and they would like a home together!! Please read their story. Repost. Adopt them ❤️

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fallriverreporter.com/fall-river-f...

Forever Paws
677-9154
300 Lynwood St, Fall River, MA 02721

10.03.2026 23:30 👍 1487 🔁 539 💬 49 📌 28
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idk if there’s anyone on here who’s obsessed with notebooks, but Japan is very good at stationary and has these lovely stickers at washitapeshop dot com 🌸✨

10.03.2026 15:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some of u wanting to fight about if daylight savings/ standard time is better, fight ur boss to work less hours. the 40 hour work week is antiquated 😌

10.03.2026 14:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every day the economic experts get up and are like “we think today is the day the racists will use logic”

09.03.2026 15:25 👍 867 🔁 189 💬 9 📌 4
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a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us

wait, is the type B personality just us fire signs ?

10.03.2026 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 👍 7437 🔁 2102 💬 70 📌 111
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 👍 11579 🔁 3289 💬 5 📌 21

i do not claim the new confederate mclovin 🙅🏻‍♀️🪶

07.03.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

06.03.2026 02:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂 i get bored with them

06.03.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my input, for whatever it’s worth: do it!
🤘🙂‍↕️🚐

06.03.2026 00:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

choosing the only republican Native in the senate to lead the ethnic cleansing team sure is a choice

05.03.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem is bad and she should be gone, but Markwayne Mullin is not better 🫠

05.03.2026 19:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
04.03.2026 00:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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bart simpson is sitting in a chair with a bag of popcorn in his hand ALT: bart simpson is sitting in a chair with a bag of popcorn in his hand

Maersk suspended shipping thru Strait of Hormuz

04.03.2026 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they have strong tourism marketing in instagram dms

03.03.2026 18:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and one or more party balloons 🎈

03.03.2026 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people keep saying fuck ice and that is incorrect, it’s:

fuck the police
☠️ ice
marry the fire dept

03.03.2026 01:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the pic in question,

03.03.2026 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i don’t even want them in my autocorrect 😌

03.03.2026 00:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Just making sure you unmuted this

02.03.2026 02:43 👍 876 🔁 403 💬 7 📌 0
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whyy 🚬😑

01.03.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the knights who say

28.02.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

26.02.2026 23:06 👍 13112 🔁 3032 💬 52 📌 49

temu ass twitter

26.02.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.02.2026 00:34 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

😳 what monstrosity

26.02.2026 02:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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new necklace goofin ✨

26.02.2026 02:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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u do not need to know how to spell if ur a Principal Engineer. in fact, it’s suspicious if u do 🤨

24.02.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 07:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0