Claire and Present Danger

idk if there’s anyone on here who’s obsessed with notebooks, but Japan is very good at stationary and has these lovely stickers at washitapeshop dot com 🌸✨

some of u wanting to fight about if daylight savings/ standard time is better, fight ur boss to work less hours. the 40 hour work week is antiquated 😌

Every day the economic experts get up and are like “we think today is the day the racists will use logic”

a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us

wait, is the type B personality just us fire signs ?

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

i do not claim the new confederate mclovin 🙅🏻‍♀️🪶

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

😂 i get bored with them

my input, for whatever it’s worth: do it!
🤘🙂‍↕️🚐

choosing the only republican Native in the senate to lead the ethnic cleansing team sure is a choice

Kristi Noem is bad and she should be gone, but Markwayne Mullin is not better 🫠

bart simpson is sitting in a chair with a bag of popcorn in his hand ALT: bart simpson is sitting in a chair with a bag of popcorn in his hand

Maersk suspended shipping thru Strait of Hormuz

they have strong tourism marketing in instagram dms

and one or more party balloons 🎈

people keep saying fuck ice and that is incorrect, it’s:

fuck the police
☠️ ice
marry the fire dept

the pic in question,

i don’t even want them in my autocorrect 😌

Just making sure you unmuted this

whyy 🚬😑

the knights who say

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

temu ass twitter

😳 what monstrosity

new necklace goofin ✨

u do not need to know how to spell if ur a Principal Engineer. in fact, it’s suspicious if u do 🤨