Stolitz Job Fair Week

Blitzø crashed out early in his rotations and never completed his M.D. He ended up working in a much less stressful job as the lost luggage coordinator at the Hellevator.

Stolas has the biggest anxiety attack of all time, but grounds himself by reading/writing erotic fiction. Unfortunately, with his medical knowledge, his writing is too technical and he is the only one that enjoys it.

🩺 Stolitz are working a high-stress medical job — how do they each crash out when it becomes too much?

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I can see Stolas working in doing illuminations for old books.

Blitzø strikes me a little bit more of the type to sneak into a train yard and spray paint rail cars. Great art but unrecognized.

I can see Blitz having a main medium but jumping through different other types too (I'm too biased to choose objectively but I'm gonna say sculpting as his main). Stolas I think he would find one he likes and feels comfortable in and comit to that medium, a traditional one like charcoal or oil paint

this is not where i was originally going but i just thought of photographer stolas who uses all the fanciest most expensive cameras and editing software, and photographer blitz who uses his phone and an old pirated version of PS. comedically annoyed rivals to lovers

Stolas is a social worker, Blitz is a struggling mechanic supporting himself and his adopted daughter, Loona. Based on reports and Blitz’s past criminal record, Stolas aims to remove Loona from an “unsafe” environment. However, he meets Blitz and finds out he's a caring man and father.

🎨 What area of art would Blitz and/or Stolas work in? Would they focus on only one type or dabble in a lot of things?

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I did a fic with Blitzø and Stolas in the Alien universe. It has a sequel that covers this a bit. Outside of that universe, I like the idea of them hopping from planet to planet and finding themselves often in trouble or silly situations. Like Star Trek.

i have absolutely no basis for this but it would be extremely funny if Blitz, the canonical assassin, were to get roped into being a space diplomat to engage with alien species. Maybe Fizz gets him the job or something. and he does "research" on this "hot" "alien bird prince" guy. For science!

stolas goes on a mission to research the growth of plants while in space; blitz doesn’t gaf but his supervisor wants an excuse to get rid of him, so he goes along as “maintenance help.”

OR stolitz both sign up for a research mission documenting what sex in space is like. that’s it that’s the plot

LoL Helluva Boss/Star Trek AU 🤣

We’ve seen what an absolute man-whore Kirk was 😂

Blitzø is out to explore and BOLDLY FUCK WHAT NO IMP HAS FUCKED BEFORE

…For science!

…And interstellar diplomacy!!!

Pay no attention to the bed frame that’s been notched down to toothpicks 🤣

🌌 What kind of research missions would Stolitz go on as astronauts?

Alternatively, if space-dwelling stories are more your thing, what kind of shenanigans would they get up to on their interplanetary travels?

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I love the idea of Blitz owning a bakery, baking beautiful wedding cakes and desserts while cursing like a sailor and telling vendors off 😆.

Stolas a wedding planner who dreamt of organizing his own wedding but planning others' events. He picks up cakes samples and falls completely in love. 😂

Stolas would run a plant nursery. Because of course he would. 🪴

And, I love AUs where Blitz runs a tattoo shop! 💖

💼 Blitz already has his own business, but in another universe what kind of company would Blitz and/or Stolas be CEO of?

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I wanna see how their height difference makes trying to play Pickleball a challenge

Singles and Doubles

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Baseball.

Blitzø as pitcher. Stolss as catcher.

*Bah-Dun-Tish*

Thank you, I'm here all week, try the fish!

The life smarts/general TV knowledge and stuff). I also think they would do well with some sort of rivalry going on as well, so probably fencing since Stolas' fancy upbringing would probably include some "refined" skill like that and Blitzø's agility and handle on himself.

I have a couple of ideas! Blitzø would absolutely play some sort of contact sport (I don't want to say football but ya know), and cheerleader Stolas. But also--Stolas and Blitzø would do GREAT together doing some sort of academic response or trivia team (Stolas with the book smarts and Blitzø with

Blitz definitely something like parkour or gymnastics, I can see him thriving in both solo or team work (both have their pros and cons). Stolas is harder to pinpoint but something low-contact like tenis or archery and definitely solo (though he wouldn't mind teaming up with a certain imp 👀)

my totally non-biased answer is figure skating 😌

they’d be singles skaters bc their height difference makes it near impossible to be in pairs/ice dance together lmao (not that it stops them from making it work on their own time)

🏀 Which sport would Blitz and/or Stolas thrive in? Do they work better as solo athletes or as part of a team?

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How do YOU plan to participate in this event?

Art, writing, cosplay, cross-stitching, something else? I can’t wait to see everyone’s creations! 🌱

🥕 What type of farmer-related roleplay do you think Stolitz have gotten up to before?

Cattle play? Showing up in a whole beekeeper suit? Awful dirty talk like, “Sow your seed and harvest my crops”? The possibilities are endless with those two!

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Blitz has at least 4 different horse games and follows different hellhorse farms accounts on the hell version of tiktok. Stolas downloaded 50 erotic romance novels on his phone and gets annoyed when a client interrupts his reading (he always reads the same 3 because they’re his favorites)

🛒 Pick a store you’d want to see Blitz and/or Stolas suffer at! What do they do to pass the time there when work is slow?

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(also I can totally see Blitz teaching self-defense but that's not a school subject sadly) (or hear me out: home economics)

Blitz I can see teaching art, mostly teens, because with kids it would be too messy and wild, and he wouldn't have enough patience with adults lol

Stolas botany, astrology or literature, I can see him doing university but I think he would be happier teaching kids imo

Stolas: College level English, Astro-Physics, Botany, or Theater.

Blitzø: High School Sex Ed, but he's tactless, and gets a lot of complaints! 🤣 And/Or Acting Improv classes.