Hammy (in the Wall)

I think you and the rest of the party just need to learn to chillax

GO GO GO GO!

HammyInTheWall - Twitch Splatoon 3 Commentator, competitive player, and Reeflux one-trick. I like yapping about trying to make the competitive Splatoon scene better. Funniest player on Los Inklings.

THE FIRST EPISODE OF CANUCK COMMENTARY STARTS TONIGHT IN LIKE 45 MINUTES!!!

Come chill with myself, @goldp4.bsky.social, and @yoshido8.bsky.social as we make fun of some of our div 9 friends :)

#compsplatoon #canuckcommentary
www.twitch.tv/hammyinthewall

attempting the 9 games trend is reminding me that i have such little emotional attachment to games... it's rare for a game to actually impact me enough to be more significant than "i played it and had fun"

social media apps love to show me videos of niche sports (carjutsu, pillowfighting, powerslap, etc) and now its showing me darts and how tf is darts this much more hype than comp splatoon??? are we cooked???

Ok so week 1 was a flop because all of the Canucks (myself included) were busy but this time for real we lock in :) Make sure to get in touch to get your matches casted by us!

help! i made a multiplayer game and it's failing... i:
1. fired most of my devs on release after the game launched successfully
2. couldn't push updates so players left due to poor gameplay experience
3. fired more devs and added overpriced cosmetics
4. added AI features

where did i go wrong?

watch back the vod to see how we feel

Gamers, it's time to yap

THE MIL-K MAN | Splatoon 3 REEF-LUX 450 MIL-K Montage (Montage Contest Entry) YouTube video by Hammy In The Wall

#compsplatoon #splatoonclips #cactusmontage

I decided to hop in the Splatoon montage contest hosted by @glitchedcactus.bsky.social cuz I wanted to learn some new editing skills and need a reason to make more things

Check out my montage here: youtu.be/HvUQkPo_Bxs

I forgot about the LUTI fantasy league so I opened it up now and I solved the riddle faster than it took me to solve the word search I am very proud of myself :) and honestly the LUTI fantasy league riddles are always peak, we gotta start paying whoever makes them more than whatever they make now

notice how the greatest pokemon game of all time (pokemon stadium) doesn't use any player models whatsoever so this issue doesn't occur

Reminder to folks as you're getting your LUTI week 1 matches scheduled and planned out to submit them to be featured on Canuck Commentary :) #compsplatoon

my only goal in life is to force other teams to have to say "watch the reeflux"

idk how so many splatoon commentators are still misgendering people in the year of our lord 2026

i just ate a tootsie pop and there was no tootsie roll filling inside of it, just a solid sphere of hard candy... someone should get fired for this

Hammy In The Wall Competitive Splatoon 3 player for Los Inklings. High on Reeflux copium.

TOTALLY forgot to mention, but all episodes of Canuck Commentary will be streamed LIVE on my twitch channel (www.twitch.tv/hammyinthewall), and the VODs will be uploaded to my YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/@HammyInTheW...)

The idea is that if you enjoy Canuck Commentary, instead of sending tips or bits my way, we encourage you to send them to Stormy instead as a way of showing thanks. But there is no obligation to send anything, just sit back and enjoy the show, eh?

#canuckcommentary

Stormy is unable to host Hood Commentary this LUTI season due to circumstances outside of the game. Due to this, us at Canuck Commentary would like to support him! We will have resources listed on our VODs and streams to support Stormy if you're so inclined, but there is no pressure at all to do so.

Additionally, Canuck Commentary is directly inspired by Hood Commentary, created by @stormysenpai.bsky.social. His show was an amazing source of entertainment and a way to spotlight others in the community, and I hope to accomplish the same.

The show itself is a space for Canadian commentators, personalities, and other Canadian talent in the Splatoon scene to relax, have fun, and be entertaining in a chill environment for all of your viewing pleasure. There will be no filter, and any banter or mocking is done out of love :)

Canuck Commentary LUTI S17 Stream Request Canuck Commentary is a couch commentary show for competitive Splatoon, featuring a crew made entirely of Canadian commentators and personalities! Our goal is to highlight Canadian talent on the mic wh...

If you'd like your set presented on Canuck Commentary, either fill out the form, or reach out to me via DMs on Discord (hitw) or here on Bluesky (hitw.ink).

The form can be found at hitw.ink/canuck

A banner titled "Canuck Commentary" featuring an inkling from splatoon wearing a mountie hat and a red plaid jacket saying "Eh?"

Now that the LUTI divs have been announced, I'd like to present to y'all my new #compsplatoon couch commentary project: Canuck Commentary!

Have you ever wanted your LUTI sets commentated a bunch of canucks who'll make fun of your mistakes and ramble unintelligibly? Find out more below ⬇️

man, sometimes I wonder what life would be like if i stuck with rocket league instead of going with splatoon

uh oh

honestly i'm kind of in shambles about not having a 56 year old friend named scooter

i don't have time to watch anything today 😭

i'm sure someday i'll actually watch frieren