Vergil @ severe depresso

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I had a free checkmark until Elon took it away - had the same views/metrics/likes/shares as Tim Pool or Brian Krassenstein month to month - and at my peak made about $45 off payouts.

They claimed they got $25,000.

It's a MLM scam.

The Xbox will be dead soon anyway, so why not use it to help cook the books to keep justifying Microsoft’s AI investments.

a cartoon character is eating a piece of pizza ALT: a cartoon character is eating a piece of pizza

The party dude prophet Michelangelo once said forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for a late pizza... or forget to submit to Retrothon 2026!

Happy Pi Day 🍕

Trump to the UK, 6 March: "We don't need them any longer... We don't need people to join wars after we've already won!"

Trump six days later: Publicly begs for the UK to send warships.

Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Days after declaring total victory and boasting that no other military could match the US, Trump is now begging other countries — including China — to send warships to stop his Iran war from spiraling into catastrophe.

A galactic humiliation.

Would you like a little rest?

I made this little video for you. It’s just trees. A small creek. Nothing happens. It’s 2 minutes long.

Come sit 🔉

Tater Tot, Yorkshire Terrier, rolled on his side and looked at the camera with those puppy eyes. 🥺

Baby came back from the groomers.

a plush tux cat sitting on her hot pad and yawning, showing all four teeth she has left

doing #caturday the right way (lazy)

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tfw you're losing the scrabble game because you just cannot fucking let the combo go

I thought the goal was to put federal workers in trauma?

"woke"

Judge Barbra Streisand presiding.

hyper-individualism is really killing people.

*sneaking into the rumor mill over Bibi being 💀 from the attacks and the ensuing slap fight between Kremlin and Zionist media*

This. Once again: these are evil people with irredeemably evil beliefs. There is nothing more or else to it.

Persuading them isn't the point. Redeeming them isn't the point. Stopping them is.

They've all been found. 😔

I wanna feel okay for once!

he's unsettled about something... 🫠

They're going to do the clumsiest false flag in history, it'll be so obvious that people will be memeing it within an hour, they'll get caught with a lot of explicit proof, Dems will tweet about it for 2 weeks, and then everyone will forget about it when Kalshi buys Sony or something

Tater Tot, Yorkshire Terrier, rolled on his side and looked at the camera with those puppy eyes. 🥺

Baby came back from the groomers.

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I saw the cutest pitbull otw back from the pharmacy.

No matter how valuable, how revolutionary it might be, a theory is a tool. And like many tools, theory often has a specialized purpose.

Theories can be put to purposes for which it was not intended, and quite often this enables advancements in theory, but at the end of the day a theory is a tool.

"Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software. You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind). This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal. In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft. No other company can yet do this."

as Tesla unravels Elon Musk will be forced to be increasingly incoherent with his vaporware hype slop until he's just left screaming incoherent strings of non sequiturs about GLORMS and interdimensional portals

OH NO.

Luckily, there are enough unflattering photos of Pete Hegseth on Getty Images to last a lifetime

Dogs have no brain cells bc they're just tall enough to hit their head on a coffee table.
Several times a day
Every day
For the rest of their lives