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Sorry, gonna need to escalate your support issue to our AI Expert on AI Experts, whom I assure you, is definitely not 3 AIs in a trenchcoat

12.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If gender were binary I'd reformat it to .zip just to fuck with TERFs

02.01.2024 10:36 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

AI can gargle my B A L L S .

12.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways

18.12.2024 22:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it.

I did and now my head hurts fam

03.10.2025 06:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...

27.12.2024 21:35 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Has Trump said anything about his former β€œspiritual leader”, Robert Morris, who was just sentenced to 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl? Will the media even bother to ask him?

04.10.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 2632 πŸ” 970 πŸ’¬ 246 πŸ“Œ 143
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We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people.

To me, that’s a pretty easy choice.

04.10.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 20288 πŸ” 5060 πŸ’¬ 369 πŸ“Œ 141
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If people telling you to ban a certain user is "harassment", then is mass-reporting someone "harassing" the mod team?

And if users realize certain users have ban armor, is it really "harassment" to bypass the reporting system and directly message the mods/devs?

03.10.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Daily Mail:
Crab snatches disposable vape

Image of crab appearing to use a vape underwater

Daily Mail: Crab snatches disposable vape Image of crab appearing to use a vape underwater

god that’s cool

03.10.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 885 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 11

BILL NYE THE TERM DOPE GUYYYY /j

18.09.2025 07:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

I know it's hard, but just try to imagine it.

I did and now my head hurts fam

03.10.2025 06:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting at a desk with a national geographic poster in the background Alt: Bill nye mind explosion gif
09.01.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of the term "the straight dope" implies the existence of "the gay dope", "the bi dope" "the queer dope", "the...

27.12.2024 21:35 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way

07.12.2024 07:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.

07.12.2024 14:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you fuck with the war?

02.01.2024 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good one but no - they started doing amateur porn during covid and took down all of their videos and accounts about a week ago.

20.12.2024 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing that your favorite porn video of all time wouldn't exist if it weren't for the pandemic is a literal mindfuck in two different ways

18.12.2024 22:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

U bring the rizz n I'll make the jizz.

07.12.2024 14:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The real hawk tuah coin was the skeets we made along the way

07.12.2024 07:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This post did not get nearly as much recognition as it deserves.

22.11.2024 17:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know what the odds are of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl?

Me neither bitch I'm just a fucking science guy, not a statistician.

12.02.2024 00:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The β€œthis is fine” meme, but the dog has been replaced by the newly public domained Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse.

The β€œthis is fine” meme, but the dog has been replaced by the newly public domained Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse.

01.01.2024 17:44 πŸ‘ 821 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

Oh my god it's noted science guy Bill Nye

02.01.2024 14:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they kept photos...

You know, for research purposes!

02.01.2024 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: When we said we were going for damage, not accuracy, it was, in fact, opposite day"

02.01.2024 13:14 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Year New Nye

02.01.2024 14:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea that's how time works bruh

02.01.2024 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't forget the milk fam

02.01.2024 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0