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Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺

@propofolmonkey.medsky.social

Anesthesiologist with pharmacy and EMS roots. Native Oregonian 🌲. He/him. Girl, cat, and dog dad. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ/πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈally. Cocktail enthusiast. Huge nerd. All opinions are my own.

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21.12.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 26445 πŸ” 8859 πŸ’¬ 515 πŸ“Œ 499
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You would think they’d be better at this with the consequences being so high.

20.12.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 10582 πŸ” 3758 πŸ’¬ 494 πŸ“Œ 188
Trump supporters climb the west wall of the the U.S. Capitol

Trump supporters climb the west wall of the the U.S. Capitol

Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life β€” We will always refute it & combat it"

Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol β€” then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…

05.12.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 10297 πŸ” 3003 πŸ’¬ 366 πŸ“Œ 149

This is an eldritch horror from the depths of despair. Truly a crime against humanity. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

06.11.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spot on!

03.11.2025 23:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Projected Lifetime Cancer Risks From Current Computed Tomography Imaging This risk model projects how many future cancers in the United States could result from annual computed tomography examinations.

The lack of data presented regarding baseline cancer risk limits interpretation. The online comments (supplemental material) suggest a far lower risk. Interesting, nonetheless.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

03.11.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TheGreatFatsby

02.11.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A right-wing apprenticeship program for teens whose brains haven’t fully developed yet. What could possibly go wrong?

02.11.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be a shame if the orange dictator got a new nickname. H/t to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for such awesomeness!

#TheGreatFatsby

02.11.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?

30.10.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 3332 πŸ” 1105 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 49
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30.10.2025 12:16 πŸ‘ 7558 πŸ” 4035 πŸ’¬ 337 πŸ“Œ 241

People should support Russell Crowe’s new movie by converging in large groups, like a flash mob, and chanting the name of the movie. Maybe somewhere there is already media attention, like in front of an ICE building:

β€œNuremberg! Nuremberg! Nuremberg!”

28.10.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.10.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 13
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two men are sitting on a couch and one is wearing a red sweater ALT: two men are sitting on a couch and one is wearing a red sweater
13.10.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascist pigs and cowards!

01.10.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Portlanders β€” show off your corner of war-ravaged Portland below.

29.09.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 2193 πŸ” 599 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 62

Spot on.

29.09.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tylenol is only toxic in doses large enough to overwhelm liver enzymes. Doses on the label are not a threat unless you have end-stage (transplant necessary) disease.

23.09.2025 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ICYMI πŸ‘‡

21.09.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

#overheard

21.09.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Breakdown | Allison Gill | Substack Speaking Truth to Power. Click to read The Breakdown, by Allison Gill, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.

This is a gratitude post. We're about to hit 100K subscribers on Substack! NO PAYWALLS: TOTALLY INDEPENDENT: you can subscribe for free, and you can chip in to support if you have the means. We're going to need independent media now more than ever. muellershewrote.com

16.09.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 2710 πŸ” 649 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 21
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β€œIf you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ...

14.09.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 23623 πŸ” 6152 πŸ’¬ 407 πŸ“Œ 278
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13.09.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: ignore the bots. We’ve started following many of you on here and just want to say, if you need a break, take one. The internet will still be here tomorrow. πŸ’š

12.09.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 9351 πŸ” 787 πŸ’¬ 267 πŸ“Œ 28

Stroke or Bells Palsy

12.09.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Butterfly iQβ„’ and iQ Vetβ„’ were engineered for the mobile platforms and connectors of 2018. As Apple and Android move forward, continuing to support these devices would introduce risks to security, compatibility, and patient safety. That’s why support for your probe will officially end on December 31, 2025.
 
As part of the phase-out of the original Butterfly iQ and iQ Vet, your app will soon display persistent banners (as of version 2.44) alerting you that support for your device will end on December 31.
 
After this date, your probe may still display an image, but you will no longer be able to capture or upload images or cines to the Butterfly Cloud, and it will not be supported for patient care.

Now is the time to take advantage of our limited-time trade-in offers*:

Butterfly iQβ„’ and iQ Vetβ„’ were engineered for the mobile platforms and connectors of 2018. As Apple and Android move forward, continuing to support these devices would introduce risks to security, compatibility, and patient safety. That’s why support for your probe will officially end on December 31, 2025. As part of the phase-out of the original Butterfly iQ and iQ Vet, your app will soon display persistent banners (as of version 2.44) alerting you that support for your device will end on December 31. After this date, your probe may still display an image, but you will no longer be able to capture or upload images or cines to the Butterfly Cloud, and it will not be supported for patient care. Now is the time to take advantage of our limited-time trade-in offers*:

Hey ButterflyIQ ultrasound - are you seriously bricking my perfectly good first-gen device and asking me to buy another one and the same email? Forget it. No more recommendations for your products. #ButterflyIQ

11.09.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goddammit. Please tell me this is a hoax.

11.09.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the video, I forgot autoplay was on.

What dawned on me after the initial shock subsided is that children suffer these SAME injuries in their classrooms.

Other children watch their classmates suffer the same injuries as Charlie Kirk.

No child should experience that. Ever.

Regulate guns.

11.09.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 1557 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15

*golf clap*

10.09.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

04.09.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0