zach

girl you own socks

always loved the classic of this genre of
helicopter = helico + pter

In the same sense that someone drawing a similar looking character multiple times creates a sentient "cartoon actress", yeah

trump grinning at mamdani like he's a filet o fish with extra tartar sauce caption on mamdani: my bong on my desk caption on trump: me waking up at 3 am

😈😈😈

too bad we cage catgirls here

nightmare numbers

thinking about Crassus, the obscenely wealthy Roman who was enticed to invade Persia, without waiting for Senate approval, because he was lured by the idea of riches, and military glory, and how they poured molten gold down his throat when he failed for no real reason today

good morning everyone

you tell me 😏

money might be fake but i still want some please

they're in love with you

🤨

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

haha yeah same here 😅

(our actual usual takeout place has a 3.9, wtf)

Thank you Princess Catalin

🙀

"women" and "meow" are only one extra letter appart, think about that, isn't it beautiful?

[Tanker Captain, Over The Radio]

you've met me at a very chinese time in my life

Interactive Buddy/Kick the Buddy. A spherical silver blob guy from a game that centered around putting him through various physical tortures

world has me feeling like him lately

happy international women's day i mean they

oh this fucks

oh i thought they were inflammable

Charismatic megafauna

stavros halkias

this is the best website invented www.youraislopbores.me

yippee

this kinda rules as a criticism of obama ngl

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

@democracynow.org :]

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Meow just spills out of you.