@turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mstdn.ca/@TurnipCannon, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
RE: https://flipboard.com/@cbcnews/toronto-qajtcaoiz/-/a-qnn4jY4cQxm1E71rbgS0dw%3Aa%3A107108217-%2F0
Well, there goes the most pleasant and efficient way to fly out of Toronto
In a few years he'll run it into the ground, say "government can't do anything right" and sell it to a buddy for a […]
_ALL_ the things you said, runnin' through my head? nah I gotta admit I probably zoned out for SOME of 'em
Wonder how badly the guy in my neighbourhood with a Charlie Kirk "Hero" decal wants his truck's windows smashed
the sheer lack of self-awareness from the Ticketmaster app sending me a notification saying "Leafs tickets are still available!" like yeah man have you seen the economy and how the Leafs are doing
@rollinrabbit.bsky.social no AoE2? Wow
It’s both disingenuous to celebrate Proton (who are a business making money in a friendly nation) as bulletproof, and to compare them to Google, who make money by mining your email content. Understand your threat model and message accordingly […]
The first #Formula1 SudoSong of the year is a bit tentative and sleepy
#DogsOfMastodon
is my blown-out voice going to last enough for me to finally beat XCOM on Classic Impossible?
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
A YouTube community post from IndyCar showing the results of today's practice session, along with a picture of a cactus that really looks like an arm and hand flipping the bird
Had to stop for a moment because this cactus looked like it was flipping me off
Huge crowd pop for MPP coming off the ice after warmups at Sceptres vs. Victoire
#PWHL
Screenshot of post from CBC News that says Alberta Premier Danielle Smith also wants to get rid of daylight savings clock changes like BC is doing
Clickhole article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
"old" bay? you haven't got any fresh ones?
IndyCar being back means another year of my being baffled by American commercials
the boys ARE back in town though, is the thing
A brief summary of my game of Peak a few nights ago
"you can't go home again" oh yeah?
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coc balmora
"It is not a coincidence that Epstein was also interested in crypto, in AI, in right-wing populism, in trad Cath extremists, and anti-trans ideology, ... Epstein gravitated toward fields and figures that rank humans, explain away cruelty, or biologize inequality."
Channeled all that energy into organizing various rooms of my house and genuinely feel a lot better. Not being on Twitter for this also helps a great deal, I don't have to experience Wyshinski at ALL
Weekend stream is PROBABLY not gonna happen now, need some time to be numb and upset
Not the ending we wanted
Shocked a Canadian defenceman was able to hit the net with Tyson Barrie in the building
how many robots will die so that rookies may live?
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
You'd think my dog would understand the difference between positive hockey yells and negative ones by now
"you'll change your tune when he plays for your team!" nah I still find myself going "fucking Bennett" when he does dangerous and stupid shit
If Harold Ballard were alive today he'd try to trademark "a maple leaf on a hockey jersey" in order to rent-seek from the Canadian national hockey teams
@hoopylinz.bsky.social bobsled relay, let's go
Why are we doing max 4 people in the bobsled? Swimming has a separate event for like every 10 additional meters.
I got so many ideas. 10 man bobsled. Bendy bus bobsled. Bobsled archery.
The Offspring and Bad Religion were excellent, amazing show, so glad they came to Oshawa of all places to perform
The stage before a concert featuring The Offspring and Bad Religion
At this moment, The Kids Are Alright
