its warm again and im reminded of that time when my ac was broken for an entire summer and my little desk fan fell off my desk and died on impact
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its warm again and im reminded of that time when my ac was broken for an entire summer and my little desk fan fell off my desk and died on impact
browsing this site is like reading the back of a dvd case instead of watching a movie
little mspaint gift for my friend yay
something something "feels like to sleep with a woman" you got nonbinary legs now
Apple doesn't realize how many hours I spend every iOS release trying to explain to family members with iOS devices how to use the same app (Photos) which is completely redesigned every year.
No stage fright anymore. Now Apple Employees under 25 do is stare at camera, read off teleprompter, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie.
Never lost my virginity because I NEVER LOSE
No. This thought is not Bluesky-ready.
Misinformation about level count on box art FUDGING THE NUMBERS Wario Land 4 Over twenty enormous stages await! Wario Land 4 has 18 platforming levels. These are all fairly large and can be reasonably described as "enormous". However, to bring the number to "over 20", the six boss stages have to be counted, which each are exactly one single GBA screen in size. The game either has "enormous stages" or "over 20" of them, but definitely not both. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting walk-in closets as rooms STRETCHING THE DEFINITIONS Donkey Kong Country Over 100 levels Donkey Kong Country has 33 platforming levels, 40 if boss stages are also counted. The "over 100" number comes from counting individual bonus rooms within levels as levels, which by any reasonable definition would be considered parts of a level instead. Any technical definition by which a room could be counted as a level, such as "a level is anything that is loaded into memory separately", would not reflect the general usage of that word. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting cupboards as rooms BLATANT FABRICATION Super Mario World Explore 96 levels Super Mario World has 73 levels. The number 96 comes from the box counting levels with two exits as two levels each. It is generally understood that in a platformer, a "level" is a distinct area. Counting a single area as two just because it has two ways to exit it is at best incomprehensible logic and at worst deliberately misleading. REAL ESTATE AD EQUIVALENT Counting doors as rooms
Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
I saw the All American Rejects are playing house parties, just invite them to your house
thanks for the birthday wishes idk why that got deleted
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scott's stash is such a chill channel, i put it on while i clean my room or work on stuff all the time
cobalt 11 brings on-device media processing, huge performance improvements, and refreshed ui
local processing is enabled for all desktop users starting now, so you can enjoy best compatibility with players and editing tools, no extra remuxing required :)
cobalt.tools
Specific Expression #53: Jazz Guy getting really into sick Jaco riff. The jazz guy's eyes are cocked in a pseudo-dreamworks expression. His pupils slightly far apart like Ryan Gosling. He has a small smile, top teeth exposed, bottom lip protruding.
CITATION NEEDED?!!!
Jeff Arcuri saying "I can't believe Josh said 'lay pipe' and 'acquiesce' in the same sentence". And Josh responding, "You never read the dictionary horny?"
the man contains multitudes
I normally don't feed the trolls, but this one was too good to pass up #ostomy #crohns
she blew my dick clean off :/
'Sickos' T-Shirt
Turn down that infernal rap band and open up your wallet for the Kelly Collection.
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@cobalt.tools might be a stretch but would u consider adding audio codec choice in the future? I'm editing with Resolve with linux which doesn't support AAC encoded audio. As a workaround I'm using shutter encoder which is fine but would love to have flac or linear pcm support!
