Oliver Colander

Mamdani isn’t defending this woman because she’s a fucking psychopath.

Not saying this would have kept me Catholic but it couldn’t have hurt.

I am not a churchgoing man. This is transcendent.

LaShun Pace - I Know I've Been Changed YouTube video by malacomg

Learned about LaShun Pace this week. My goodness.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

Republicans have taken every opportunity since to remind us that they’ll almost universally opt for a hard pivot to fascism over getting their feelings hurt.

Yeah, it’s abundantly clear at this point that all those complaints about unfair treatment of Romney were just veiled threats to unleash what had been lining up behind him since Bush.

Folks, we’re learning about a little thing called object permanence, ok? Object. Permanence. You have to be smart to know it. The cat is in the box, the cat maybe isn’t in the box. We know it, but we can’t be sure, but we’re more and more sure, I think, every day. And I was right.

This isn’t a shirt for most or even many people, but the people it’s for, it’s *really* for.

Jeanine Pirro Grigio

Four panel calvin and hobbes strip

I think about this strip once a month

Telling people how badly you’re planning to hurt them unless they stop you is a pretty good way to ensure they at least give it a shot.

This woman doesn’t care about affordability, she just doesn’t like Jews. This is why you can’t let Platner slide, by the way. Anti-semites have no problem inventing heroes where they don’t exist. “Yeah, he says he’s not a Nazi because that’s what we have to say. For now.”

He was 17 in 1972 and presumably draft-eligible. Gotta believe he had some idea of what was going on.

Washington’s farewell party amounted to something like 2 liters of high-test booze per man.

Look at our big protectionist President

Yeah, there are dozens of YouTube channels that dwarf these numbers on a weekly basis.

CHAMBERLAIN: UNLIKELY HITLER WILL WANT MORE ROOM TO STRETCH HIS LEGS

A child born in the year the first Big Bangiverse series debuted is old enough to vote now. They’ve never known another world.

Hm.

“They know better” is provably true of several people currently and voluntarily advancing Trump’s agenda, and someone defending this as an oratorical error is showing you where their priorities lie while masking it as grace.

We don’t owe her the benefit of the doubt.

Folks, is it politically wise to let God and everyone know exactly what causes you to throw a public temper tantrum?

And then we give them jobs in government.

Whoa now, let’s get her set up with a firm grasp of what words mean before we ask her to do math.

Michelle, put in terms with which you’re more familiar: when they remove someone from an NFL roster in July and cease to pay that person indefinitely because they no longer have a job with the team, are they being moratoriumed?

“how unmine water fast with botes?”

You keep what you kill

I don’t think anyone who needs to demonstrate which aspects of his personality are “more important than his totenkopf” should be in the Senate. That’s me. That’s my hang up.