worm adderall

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

wow so large and so soft

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

he was doing audre lorde readings at his own birthday, seemed like a real one 🖤

*every time i am working on a sewing project and holding straight pins in my mouth* oh no what if there's an earthquake or something and i get scared and swallow them somehow

my nefarious and evil dream: be able to tell my gf that we can afford food shelter and healthcare forever

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

All: crops of California Quail

Extremely thrilled that I can zoom in so far on the jpegs my camera magically sends to my phone

"that ain't it, big dog"

Swarm YouTube video by Doc Scott - Topic

doc scott sunday

Here Comes the Drumz YouTube video by Doc Scott - Topic

been on a doc scott kick lately

the United States is i think 0-3 on losing wars declared on concepts

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

if you have a salary job making 70k or more a year then make friends with a couple of trans people online who are busting their asses to barely eat and send them 10 or so dollars here there please please please together we can make difference

fuck u *raytraces ur balls*

we had a real asshole donor who tried to pry a bunch of information about a renter from us

if you want to offset the $2000 this rent cop decided not to donate, please
venmo @colocha_rachel so we can pay the rent

because the familes we are helping aren’t poverty porn, they are PEOPLE

i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm not allowed to have night coffee i'm-

KOSA: government censorship and age verification crap

Screen Act: age verification crap and government surveillance

KIDS ACT: government surveillance

Interstate Obscenity Definition Act: this bullshit bill will ban all porn even if the people in it are over 18

Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate

Fuck it. Let’s spring forward again tonight.

Minneapolis could still use support

closeup photo: side view of a large black bird with wings extended and feet forward ready to grasp, gliding to a stop, against a blue sky. his wings feathers are reflecting bright sunlight

my friend bob the raven, coming in for a roof landing

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

hell yeah, now put linux on it

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

that site is genuinely a lifesaver

(taking my skeleton out of my body) it's skeleton time

yes exactly, few know this true medical fact (real)

when your vision goes all tv static and you have to huddle in the meager shade of the nearest sun-obstructing object, that's the toxins leaving your body

it's supposed to be close to 80 this week. i wanna go on a hike in the hot, exposed east bay hills. sweating yourself to near death on a little-used, treeless trail in the east bay hills: a spiritually cleansing experience, only for the strong of heart