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El Dude

@eldude

Shiftless and a layabout. Always Sunny fan, might have been "Brian LeFevre" in another life. Mixed cishet ace. Strongly anti-fascist, anti-capitalist and pro- all marginalized communities. #bouncebois

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“Wouldn’t you rather kill a hundred people than kill a million people?”

I’ve got an idea that’ll spin your bow tie

Let’s kill zero people.

11.03.2026 17:06 👍 106 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 0

these graphs should scare the shit out of you

11.03.2026 16:14 👍 574 🔁 128 💬 20 📌 30

So they're going to start a famine to get the "population reduction" the billionaires want. It won't just kill trans people and immigrants. Are you going to wait till *you* are dying, before you fight back? Or are you going to start fighting before everyone else is dead?

11.03.2026 16:21 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
Upside down blue lives matter flag

Upside down blue lives matter flag

Cop nation in distress

11.03.2026 16:17 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

For those unaware of the troubled past between the United States government and its history of vaccine experimentation on black and brown folks, this is not a new thing... It is also unacceptable and - while furious - you should be doing something about it... Even if that's just spreading awareness.

11.03.2026 16:14 👍 12 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

""I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state for your wedding and need to use the restroom at the venue ..."

11.03.2026 08:59 👍 1980 🔁 649 💬 21 📌 33

*1 year from now*

"Hey everyone, come follow me on Rumble..."

11.03.2026 16:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

French fry loosies

11.03.2026 16:07 👍 264 🔁 30 💬 14 📌 4
11.03.2026 16:07 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
edited farners post to say

“calling every minor from the epstein files”

edited farners post to say “calling every minor from the epstein files”

mods, MODS!!

11.03.2026 16:02 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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long as i'm postin clips, god i miss chester

11.03.2026 02:46 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 11 📌 0

i live in texas. when my partner and i drove back and forth from austin to help her move to dallas we had to literally plan the drive in such a way we wouldn't be stopping for bathroom breaks. fuck you and fuck anyone bringing their business to texas right now

11.03.2026 15:53 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Giraffes Unreal @catcht... 4m

Joined Jul '23

There are already trans people living in Texas, and Austin especially. You'd think from this comment section that they're not allowed to do anything at all. Austin is blue! Trans people are allowed to exist, including where they already live. Meanwhile the Onion is VERY

progressive.

Giraffes Unreal @catcht... 4m Joined Jul '23 There are already trans people living in Texas, and Austin especially. You'd think from this comment section that they're not allowed to do anything at all. Austin is blue! Trans people are allowed to exist, including where they already live. Meanwhile the Onion is VERY progressive.

Ooopsie @catchthesegiraffes.bsky.social detached like a coward. Try detaching this.

11.03.2026 15:55 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry to act out but I have zero patience for people who think it's okay to question the right to existence of trans people or anyone else simply based on their identities.

When I see people doing it or encouraging it I want them to feel what it's like to be under that gun as rapidly as possible.

11.03.2026 15:50 👍 105 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1

Fucking outstanding. Just holding you upside down and shaking out your pocket change

11.03.2026 13:37 👍 45 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

"The US is now operated by pedophiles"
Now?

Now?

Honey, go look into Thomas Jefferson, that demonic cunt raped his child SLAVES.

11.03.2026 15:42 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Senate Republicans tweet

a graphic of Trump at a desk w/ a giant "94%" behind him and in red boxes w/ white letters is written "Approve of Operation Epic Fury".

However just above that in a murky gray and reduced opacity is the words "of MAGA Republicans"

Senate Republicans tweet a graphic of Trump at a desk w/ a giant "94%" behind him and in red boxes w/ white letters is written "Approve of Operation Epic Fury". However just above that in a murky gray and reduced opacity is the words "of MAGA Republicans"

This an ALL TIMER in the 'Terms & Conditions Apply' Fine Print Hall of Fame

11.03.2026 13:42 👍 36 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1

I am ashamed of our nation that this isn't gobbledygook.

11.03.2026 15:38 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

break the wheel of suffering. demand nothing less than total liberation.

11.03.2026 07:30 👍 153 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 1

Outstanding. Truly well done.

11.03.2026 15:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he did, and he invented the dating app for kids, TindrGarten

11.03.2026 15:35 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0
guy on his phone but i put elvis presley’s face over his, and theres a blue imessage chat message below “there's no way you just started high school haha. u seem so much older lol :P”

guy on his phone but i put elvis presley’s face over his, and theres a blue imessage chat message below “there's no way you just started high school haha. u seem so much older lol :P”

11.03.2026 15:32 👍 60 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

lmao “do vietnam again!”

you have to be legitimately braindead to be given a platform
in US media

11.03.2026 13:36 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

We killed those kids and we’re going to feel the fallout for decades

11.03.2026 15:25 👍 276 🔁 71 💬 18 📌 3
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Good morning, it's Minecraft Wednesdays, and we're continuing some renovations of the mines today!

Here we extend the stone pathway and I'm going to install something at the base of the wall to lend it some distinction, but it's looking better.

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Nazi repellent
@pooldude.bsky.social
Allowing people to publicly discuss topics surrounding trans people, is acceptance.
If people are not allowed to talk about it, then it is certainly not accepted
Do you understand this?
Having conversations is not inherently good or bad. But banning a topic makes it unaccepted
8:07 AM • Mar 11, 2026

Nazi repellent @pooldude.bsky.social Allowing people to publicly discuss topics surrounding trans people, is acceptance. If people are not allowed to talk about it, then it is certainly not accepted Do you understand this? Having conversations is not inherently good or bad. But banning a topic makes it unaccepted 8:07 AM • Mar 11, 2026

Fuck this asshole

11.03.2026 15:23 👍 63 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 2

Chilis, for when you want your reheated TV dinner with a side of bigotry and salsa

11.03.2026 15:22 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

Then let’s talk about whether you should exist on this app or not.

Let’s do some acceptance with you today.

You gonna see today.

11.03.2026 15:21 👍 169 🔁 14 💬 9 📌 1

I'm gonna be real: everyone realizes you don't really care, and that you're just trying to get the last word or trying to get people to block you because you view that as a win or something.

Neither one is going to happen, so you're just wasting what little time you have left.

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

09.03.2026 17:04 👍 2872 🔁 1205 💬 20 📌 29