Shard Wolf

It's not called pixel art because it's made of pixels, but because the drawing is made one pixel at a time

LOGGING ON

banger

what's the Japanese equivalent of ni-howdy 🤠

An aBUNDTance of flan, if you will,

Gay Fellow: someone who's been Gay for 20+ years

maybe a faggoty blazer is in order, hmm

I have to look "formal" for a wedding

more like snore-oboros ayyYYYYYYYYYYY

don't do gamedev, folks.

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advice for furries getting interviewed by the media: yes do it especially if you have zero pr training. we need guerrilla tactics to make furries extremely uncool again

why is his face like that

⚠️ IMPORTANT:⚠️

eeeeeeeeee U DID THE THING

bad night for wolves with stomachs... 😖

you are "unc", I "have legacy"

we are not the same

dodickahedron

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

could also be "five" but one of them (tech lead/"""architect""") resigned and is leaving in 2mos

same completely unhelpful behavior, but now he's even less interested in team leadership b/c he's leaving

"what is going well?" "<empty>"
"what could be better?" "<empty>"

hats off to one of my four direct managers for setting his employees up for success, and to our corporate structure for somehow giving people four direct managers sometimes

"how many GitHub accounts do you even have???"

(wouldn't you like to know, fedboy)

Same website that leaked almost 100k ID's a few months ago btw

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

*inflates you making you big and round*

A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx" Panel 2: "add rax, rcx" Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD" Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE" Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.

"fondly" remembering a prior birthday (similarly on a Monday or a Tuesday) where my father (70s, retired, large kitchen) instacart-ed me (20s, employed, lacking cookware) *raw crab legs* from Costco

thank you, insurance agent I haven't spoken to in 10 years, for remembering my birthday that you certainly didn't just plug into your CRM,

I love how having a birthday in the digital era means getting email spam from every business that saw your date of birth ever

The great thing about February is that it has only 28 days, unlike January which had 10,000