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Three adorable sparkly soaps! Zoey in teal is orange blossom, marigold, and poppies; Rumi in lavender is datura, peony, and iris; Mira in fuchsia is pink peppercorn and freesia.

GOOD NEWS FRIENDS my executive function fired enough that I have new beautiful Huntrix soaps in actual listings to share!

www.dragonsworn.net/shop/handmad... (or dragonsworn.etsy.com/listing/4469... if AWS has gotten tomahawked again)

Frank sponge scrubs both ways

hands up if you too are a bisexual sponge

hell even the hot Shakespearian gargoyles were telling you to read:

"god, why am I so tired today", I continue to think on National Everyone Is Tired Day

Oh hey, this is very like the method used to sew the yoke of a lined sleeveless dress, which I have done several times and still do not understand the black magic wizardry thereof.

Yessssssssss you and Mr Cal are mixer twinsies!

It reminds me of the midcentury welded wall art made out of repurposed rail ties and carpentry nails, and I would covet it if I were not absolutely certain I’d manage to poke my own eye out with it.

So anyway if you are shopping for shinies and can’t get to the store, it’s because THIS FUCKING IDIOCY means I’m down a few hours every day and there’s fuckall anyone can do about it. Use dragonsworn.etsy.com for now, I guess, and if there’s a listing that isn’t up let me know and I’ll fix it.

So true, Treat Williams as Xander Drax in The Phantom (1996)

This is a comic book origin story, Jesus Christ

Ceres is lucky she’s cute. NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY AT 3AM, DOG, YOU ARE A MONSTER

It could be the C and I misremember because I only think about this once a year, but it’s whatever the thing where I say “I spent this much on nail polish bottles and fancy mica, don’t tax it” and I hate TurboTax SO MUCH but I hate the possibility of an audit MORE so I’ve been putting up with it. 😭

Wait, can it handle Schedule B? Dumbfuck business deduction shit is the only reason why I’ve been trapped in TurboTax hell and for some reason (lobbying) I was under the impression that they were the only ones who could do the full 1040.

It is THE VERY BEST, bar none, and it is a crime how little known it is. Bruce in the graveyard is like the platonic ideal of demonstrative grief.

Guess who just learned that her business’s hosting provider uses the AWS UAE stack! 👋

😭

I’m sorry to butt in but please can you tell me more about making the greatest Batman story ever EVEN BETTER by making it gay because OH MY GOD

My hands are comically unusable after filling 56 vials of perfume yesterday, so I am trying to touchpad my way through blendering a palm insert for gloves so doing my favorite part of my job doesn’t leave me completely useless for a week.

Wait, Zootopia is already canonically the same universe, why in the world are they doing this

Oh noooo now there’s a report button, why can’t we have nice things

SO GOOD

My Japanese friends growing up always did night baths because sleeping in the previous day’s filth was a no-go. They used a blow dryer or washed hair separately in the morning.

Of course you didn’t commit a crime, you were all the way over here with me the entire time

Image request for Agent 008, James Octobond, and the resulting purple octopus in sunglasses holding a gun and a martini

youraislopbores.me is fucking incredible

This entire thread is absolute bangers and I would just like to add that Pokémon: The Movie is Blade Runner for children. Mewtwo even makes a tears in rain speech!

I have asked for a picture of a corgi in a top hat. I have been given a cube labeled “corgi” in a top hat. It’s genius.

THANK YOU for introducing me to this infinite joy machine.

M O N S T E R S

We keep an indoor garden for herbs and small vegetables, but since it is INDOORS I have to take a little paintbrush and pollinate everything by hand and every time I do this I think NOW KISS

This is what I mean when I say TH’s hyperlocal coverage is still important. These are my kids, my neighborhood — and Williamson County gets written off as a Vichy state ALL THE TIME

Emma Hamm, Deep Waters!

The Rapture. Seriously, that’s it. They’re trying to trigger Left Behind.