Just caught myself thinking what if this was the other way round, if Iran had blown up Donald and was now bragging to the press about attempts on his children's lives. Why is the world run by the worst humans?
I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him
Homer to Laddie the very smart dog Oh YES. A DOG LIKE THIS YOU HAVE TO FEED EVERY DAY
Underrated Simpsons line of the day
2% OF THE POPULATION ARE REPRESENTED IN 50% OF BROADCAST NETWORK DRAMAS
qz.com/1872176/half...
need to watch this with my son so he’ll finally understand why I keep saying that various animals have “the firm handshake and glossy coat of a Yale man”
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
I think I may have cracked it
A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
GUY WHO DOESN’T REALIZE HE’S THE LEAST IMPORTANT FRIEND IN THE GROUP CHAT: It’s been a really rough few months since Maria left, and I couldn’t have done it without you. I love you guys.
OTHER GUY: (accidentally texting the wrong friend group) Donkey Kong would be hotter in a little pair of shorts
Deixa eu contar uma história para vocês. Ela vai ser divertida.
O ano era 2002. E os EUA resolveram fazer um exercício de Guerra. Para ser o mais preciso possível, ele gastou uma fortuna de 250 milhões de dólares.
O teatro: Invasão ao Golfo Pérsico.
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"Vamos agora ouvir o André Lajes, da organização pró-Israel Stand With Us que consiste só dele mesmo aqui no Brasil, funcionando no apê dele"
VOCÊS aí do estúdio vão ouvir Natuza, eu me recuso a escutar esse picareta
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
I love how Europeans call themselves expats just to not use the word IMMIGRANTS
"Expat" porque gringo nunca é imigrante né
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
chega a ser caricato isso aqui ser noticiado como se fosse a coisa mais normal do mundo
The Ayatollah framemogged Pete Hegseth in the Hormuz Strait. Trump is tired of his jestermaxxing and has tapped ASU Frat Leader to be the new Secretary of War
Keep in mind that Pete Hegseth's reported Pentagon spending spree happened just months after Trump and Republicans made devastating cuts to the social safety net in exchange for huge tax cuts for the rich.
And defense spending may soon hit a record $1.5 trillion.
Priorities.
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
RetrogamingSky in the last week
I was over on x dot com scoping out things to talk about on youtube dot com and across a unique and cunning plan for dealing with the strait of hormuz
when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people
saw marty supreme
E em Brasília, que o governador Ibanez tem um escritório de advocacia (Ibanez associados) cujo filho Ibanez Jr recebeu dinheiro do master
E o governador (Ibanez) disse que não tem nada a ver com o escritório Ibanez associados
E não tá preso, ninguém falando disso
Surreal
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
