I've set up a Patreon where you can subscribe to get all sorts of extras around my books, podcast, live shows. I was squeamish about doing this but, well, *I* support various artists this way, and I've been taken advantage of a lot in life, and I'm nice, so why not?
www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWo...
by december my biceps are gonna be HUGE. jot that down
#WatsonDecade i've been (pretty inconsistently tbf) going to the gym for about a month and a half now and it's like. legalized torture but i'm a masochist so i kinda like it
i've also been weaning off my antidepressants so in three or four months i'll be back on my unmedicated bullshit
tits so beautiful i got a pep in my step all day, no joke
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guys we finally have a bookshelf 🤧
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy bday kingggg xx
cannot believe you got to see theee seth meyers on tm i'm living vicariously through you
majestic
matt rogers called claudia winkleman a kristen wiig character on las culturistas and i don't think i've ever heard a more accurate description of someone
We’re in Chicago
Shall I be mother?
can i interest any of you in some pitt yaoi
Sarah always helped us organize and deliver charity fundraisers for Tony’s birthday every year (usually for animal welfare causes as it was so close to both their hearts), so this year I hope we can raise more than ever. www.justgiving.com/page/anthony...
and many christmas to yow as well, holly 🧑🎄
i love them, your honor
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
yesssssss MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THANK YOU
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#needthat
coitado, quase morrendo pra encontrar ela e vai dar de cara com ela casadassa com a hive 💀 vai se matar na frente dela pra mudar a trajetória da vida dela
MUDOU VIDAS, CAM
Screenshot from the Apple TV show, Pluribus. An drone shot of a cul-de-sac with the words "come back" written on the ground, with two lesbians in the background hugging. This image represents my appeal to people on Bluesky to come back to Twitter because I miss them and I cannot get used to this website.
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Hello, HERE ARE THE LINKS to get the actual podcast when it comes out on Sunday. For now, if you would like to 'follow' it at your chosen podcast emporium, that really helps. See you soon!
podcasts.apple.com/podcast/murd...
open.spotify.com/show/2di2tB8...
feeds.acast.com/public/shows...
PHAN IS REAL
before the rapture begins anybody want to admit they got a crush on me 💕🙈😩
