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I, personally, am a fuckup in every conceivable way. Or most of them. I guess there are worse ways to fuck up. But, I have fucked up in several ways.

I think you are good at conversing!!!

Big fan of this one, honestly... Built in pool floaties, can't go wrong.

A somewhat grainy digital painting of an old rusty mobile home on dry grass, minus doors and windows. It is a work in progress.

A somewhat grainy digital painting of an old mobile home (Same as the last picture), but zoomed out to show even more dry grass, dirt (?), and a red and blue border where a fence might go. It is also a work in progress.

I know this looks like a huge mess, but I'm very excited because I'm finally working on my game again for the first time in months. The roof is closest to how the finished thing will look, but the dirt and grass are really far from done!

make art with your own fucking hands. Don't be an goddamned coward.

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

It is reasonable to be pissed off...

Traditional art done in marker and colored pencil. The picture is bright and colorful. It shows an orange striped cat climbing a branch of a tangerine tree, sniffing the tangerines growing on it. The picture has checker-flower patterns framing it on the top and bottom.

Sunny tangerines ☀️🍊🐈

#art #traditionalart #cuteart #caturday

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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Dunsparce is the ultimate friend! I rate him 10/10, would hug every day

(Thank you, also!!!)

A small, rendered Dunsparce, in the standard Dunsparce colors. It is a fat snake with tiny wings and a drill like tail, typically yellow and light blue. It is resting peacefully.

I have drawn my favorite pokemon, Dunsparce.

Ah, that makes sense! I feel kinda silly for not thinking about whether it would dry matte or shiny, haha... I think uneven shine would drive me nuts if I was doing a whole painting!

Still life. Pencil on toned paper.

#drawing #sketch #sketchbook #pencil #colorpencil #art

Thank you!!!! It took so long auhhh

Ah, that could be!! It's a pretty cheap sketchbook... I think I let it dry for a bit before taking the photo, but I can't remember for sure!

Also, thank you so much!!!!!!

YEAH!! I have nooo idea, but it's driving me nuts. I think... it may be my imagination, but their faces look slightly different as well? It seems my Democracy Officer got a haircut... I still think they're illuminate spies...

THANK YOU!! I wasn't sure if it was a good photo or not, usually when I see people do ink stuff their pics have no shine, haha. I will try to go easier on myself!

An ink drawing of a man in what appears to be a mask with glowing eyes. He's wearing a white tank top and seems mildly annoyed at the person next to you.

The same ink drawing, shown in a small sketch book on a white "wooden" desk top. The materials used (three pens, a mechanical pencil, and an eraser) are sitting around it.

I got uhhh micron pens!! Sorry the ink is really shiny, I don't do traditional art a lot and I'm kind of bad at taking pictures of it I think??

(I was playing Helldivers and all the NPCs on my ship are suddenly different people, I miss them.)

AH GOOD NEWS. I looked for info on it, it may not be true! I hope it isn't true.

Holy fuck???????????????????? What????? I'm... wow, I have no idea what to say. We sure do live in a world

Excuse me, this isn't my Democracy Officer. What have you done with Fyrvall, who are these random people on my destroyer??? Illuminate spies??

Holy shit, what?????

I got scissors!! I will brave the horrors of the blade!!! Also, thank you!!!!! I'm really rusty at traditional stuff, but it's really fun anyway!

A small sketch book on a white table, laying on a pile of colored pencils. There is a half finished drawing of a man in the sketch book. It is my art supplies.

A half finished colored pencil drawing of a man. He is wearing a grey sleeveless shirt and looking downward. Due to the unfinished state, he has very few discernable features.

I got uhhh... no pencil sharpener.

I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶

Hmmm, that's weird... I suppose it's possible that the initial images were doctored and there was no blood, or that the images on Apple maps are less recent somehow? But even without the blood this shit is vile and needs to stop. Just, let those people go, what the hell is this country????

I'm gonna be, as they say, real with you... that orange shit looks an awful lot like the dust we used to use at work to clean up spills. I do not like these pictures.

Orange and white tabby laying on some pillows stretching out his arms

the lomg arm of the me
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky

Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide

Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide
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