Coffee, straight out of my nose.
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
PIZZA EXPRESS BOOK A CELEBRATION
You'll miss the BBC when it's gone...
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
One for @quantick.bsky.social
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
A story in the parts
A story in three parts
Mollie
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
Jesus from The Big Lebowski
He is risen...
Viz letter. I love hot cross buns at Easter. But if they changed the name to hot cross arseholes it would put me right off them. So come on bakers, please don't change our buns! Alex Du Singe, London.
One of my fave @vizcomic.bsky.social letters of all time. Happy Easter.
Tweet from Katy Perry: there is no place like home 🌎♥️
Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out
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It’s only insane if you think DTS is a documentary. I don’t think it is. It’s reality tv.
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Casanova, from Luton.
#ValentinesDay #carbluesky
This perfectly distils how I feel about so many “liberal” hot takes right now.
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A circle superimposed over the top of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute. The circle is divided into sections: • From the bottom to 90º - Not a Nazi. • From 90º to 105º - Maybe a Nazi. • From 105º to 150º - Sieg Heil! • From 150º to 170º - Waving • From 170º to 180º - Stretching
To prevent any confusion, I've devised a test that can be used to determine whether someone is doing a Nazi salute or not.
"Did you consider the people who don't like chili? The people who are vegetarians? The people without tastebuds? The people who don't know how to turn on stoves? What about all those folks?"
I’m not a Zuckerberg fan by any stretch, but this doesn’t add up. No one has to enter into ‘various agreements’ with the government to launch a website.
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Lest you missed its live transmission, or just want to hear it all over again, here's my "American Week" for @lbc.co.uk
Listen live every Friday at 5.50pm on Tom Swarbrick's drivetime programme, or find it here afterwards.
🎧 audioboom.com/posts/860914...
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