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Love the chicken lady profile photo, Matt. ❤️

Yeah, but so what, everybody's weird.

Safety second.

Remember Frank's 2000 inch TV?

Due to a downloading error I just watched an Incan documentary instead of an episode of the new Tracy Morgan show. The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins vs The Incas - The Rise and Fall

And then all of the avocados were ready at the same time.

We've reached the point in January where my three-lane street is now two lanes because everyone's driveways have extended out to the middle of the road cuz that's how far the plows plow.

Just perused through the catalogue, I can still sing every word of Stutter but Wonderful was my jam!

Yeah, in November. It was great, saw them there the year before as well.

More Low in the G-spot!

Does the mail work again? Do I put this cheque in the mail or suffer the $50 wire transfer cost?

Upper echelon fart sounds are now in your grasp.

What the fuck is the Internet?

Wow, that's a pretty impressive live streaming platform you've got there.

Wow, I just may ship my pants.

Hey, you, get off of my cloud!
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!

How far did you move yourself this year? Not counting the echelon in the basement since Garmin doesn't track that... 3599.12km

[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation External Inbox Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org> 5:43 AM (4 hours ago) to me Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village) IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

Oh, I thought you said "meth head acting". Gonna be a while until I'm able to perform in your production.

Where you going with that Mascarpone? #STP

The more I use speech to text the more I realize I say like a lot

Saw a Reddit post this morning about a guy having his WealthSimple account wiped out. It appears the attackers used his SMS 2FA to get into his account and then they bought crappy option deals so they could pick them up on the market for cheap.
Summarized my learnings; weezey.com/2025/11/you-...

Chumbawamba was all about swimming... Piscine the night away.

I would prefer that the robots stopped telling me how absolutely right I am.

Hack the planet!

I sent him a message, told him how to load that stellar album onto his Spotify despite the fact that it's not available.

They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, goddamn you

@ruthkapelus.bsky.social any interest in travelling to Guelph next Friday for Hawksley Workman?

You know what's better than having people watch our live broadcast? The 1000 nerds that know how to jump on a VPN that will watch it... Yeah that's way better than having 50K randos watch what our advertisers are paying for. The CFL is ass backwards.

People are the most complicated kind of people ever.