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Just because you’re squatting in someone’s backyard while some unsuspecting family is away on spring break doesn’t mean it’s your yard. You don’t have a yard because you don’t have a home. You don’t have a home because you’re an unemployable felon on the registry and with a voracious crack addiction

A PSA from Thomas Massie:

Doesn’t mean you won’t get the taste slapped out of your mouth!! Whatever taste is left given that disease and filth has destroyed most of your remaining taste buds

You would know all about tricking and bopping for coins, wouldn’t you Alice? Or whatever it was you were calling yourself back then to throw the feds off of your scent. Thankfully they could smell you coming and locked you up where you belonged, so just because you’re out on compassionate release

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How is it March!?!

JUST IN: Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead, Iranian state media reports. (AP)

Those bugs and misc maladies you have are also morphing. I bet you wish you didn’t support maga since they’ve gutted all of the scientific community who were studying whatever TF it is you have. Hoewell, thoughts and prayers!!

Hold her in contempt immediately!!!

Now do Trump!

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You know what, you raggedy trick, see if I let your ass use the internet hotspot from my car the next time I decline you washing my windows when you’re on your usual corner

Ohh little man trying to talk tough! The only thing tough on here are the callouses and blisters on the bottom of your feet and the skin on your knees. Now quit hollering out your cousins’ name and keep it moving.

I’m trying to warn you, fall back now!

Please bore someone else with your remedial reads and somnolent soliloquies.

Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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I have nothing but dust for you, you ashy little waif. Now get on before you get got! Did I do that right? I know you only understand Ebonics so I did you a solid there. I do hate to see senior citizens struggling ☺️

“Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

“Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank, Hazel, and Percy met my counterpart, Thanatos. We are not so different. Except Death is sometimes kinder.” 💖💖💖

You couldn’t steal anything of mine, least of all a man. Why would anyone choose the discarded anchovies (YOU!) from a Pizza Hut slice when they can enjoy succulent, velvety bluefin tuna (me 😌)?! Surely, you jest. Obviously, you’ve stopped taking your Olanzapine again Smdh

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😴🥱

“You look at your son, the glasses you picked out with him, the haircut he chose from the wall at the barber shop, the beating heart you gave him. And you know that you, too, will never recover.” Elizabeth Bruenig maps how a child dies of measles: theatln.tc/9aJn7A7y

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Bitch, you can’t read or write unless there are crayons and construction paper involved, and even then you can only use them under strict supervision at the facility and you gotta wear your helmet!

We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.

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Go smoke some rocks and piss off. You’re out of your league!

Made it to jolly ol London!

I thought turning point is when married men at truck stops make you turn away from them before they put the bag over your head. Did I misread the court transcripts?!

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That’s all you people do is deflect and lie and lie some more. Pathetic!

This makes me so happy