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*chefs kiss*
live your life in such a way that if you’re ever on trial you’re not so universally loathed that it’s impossible to find an unbiased jury
Kings got done so dirty.
Love a good story of rich tech bros being told they & their money can go fuck themselves.
Thinking about their reaction to people turning down millions they would jump on & being confused as to why since money is all they know is something I love just a little bit more.
"Something ineffable happens when you write down a thought:
You think something you did not know you could or would think and it leads you to another though. The process of writing itself leads to previously unthought thoughts [and] crystallizes half-formulated or unformulated thoughts"
- Lynn Hunt
okay, well, good luck to them on pivoting away from Trump over the cause nearest and dearest to his heart - hurting people of color - when so far they haven't been able to pivot away from Trump on the matter of him making them walk around in shoes that don't fit
I'll believe this when I see it
"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said."
When applied to the current administration, I urge caution in using terms like "plans," "strategy," "policy," or "doctrine."
www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-...
girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
As I have said repeatedly, the only move the anti-trans side has is pretending that they've found a scandal, then describe the way medicine (or medical research) works in every other field but trans care in breathless, scandalized tones.
This was the attorney representing DHS/ICE here in Minnesota who told a judge “the system sucks, this job sucks” and wanted to be held in contempt so she could get some sleep.
Proposed campaign slogan “Julie Le: Oh Great, I Get to Deal With Even More Fucking Bullshit”
This story suggests that Witkoff and Kushner bungled the negotiations with Iran because they don't understand nuclear technology
www.ms.now/news/trump-i...
His one weird trick: Bribing corrupt public officials:
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
The Conservative Party insists humans should go on banknotes. The British public demands banknotes be festooned with animals.
There is only one possible solution to heal a divided nation: furries on banknotes.
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They're afraid of legitimate voters being unable to vote because they have to go through a bunch of stupid unnecessary hoops for no good reason. Every study that's ever been done shows that there are very few instances of vote fraud. We know what they're doing.
Politicians move on but war lasts for decades.
Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Any answer other than “the president is a historically stupid man only now he has dementia” is journalistic malpractice
Last year: e-cigarette makers donate to Trump's bangin' ballroom.
This year: Trump admin says it'll allow e-cigarette makers to offer more, delicious flavors.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/h...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<career military 4star general> - “Here is our carefully researched paper, vetted by every single branch and backed by decades of on the ground feedback on why we shouldn’t create the John Wick ayatollah”
<Trump Administration> “at long last, we have created the John Wick Ayatollah”
An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.
His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.
...any of the thousands of US Navy members current and former who have transited the Strait of Hormuz while Iran trolled the ship for shits and giggles can describe for you at least 3 ways they can close the Strait without attending any briefing.
“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.
What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.
Devastating reporting. Like RFK Jr., Kristi Noem, and Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth is reshaping his department to indiscriminately kill tons and tons of children.
A major throughline of the Trump administration.
No win scenario
All the planning involved some combination of "those assholes fired first" and "The World Has Decided It Is Time To End The Iranian Threat," both involve a level of ally+partner integration that is absolutely not the case here
There was literally no plan for "YOLO Iran war w/Bibi"
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