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I’d kinda like for it to happen on Good Friday just to see his disciples’ disappointment on Easter.

14.03.2026 22:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if it happened on the Ides of March?

14.03.2026 22:07 👍 131 🔁 12 💬 13 📌 3

It is a good thing. People changing and becoming better and using what power they have to support those they once discriminated against should be applauded

14.03.2026 19:16 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Reminder: a (MUCH) better country is possible.

14.03.2026 17:59 👍 19 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

14.03.2026 16:23 👍 8343 🔁 1776 💬 38 📌 77

Suddenly pretty pleased he won’t be a Bear this fall.

14.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donald J. Trump 
@realDonald Trump
Maggot Hagerman, just another SLEAZEBAG writer for The Failing New York Times, insists on writing false stories about me, even though she fully knows and understands that the exact opposite of anything she says is usually the truth. In any event, I'm thinking of adding Maggot, and some of her "associates," into my Florida based Lawsuit against The Times which, very happily, seems to be proceeding nicely. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT
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Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump Maggot Hagerman, just another SLEAZEBAG writer for The Failing New York Times, insists on writing false stories about me, even though she fully knows and understands that the exact opposite of anything she says is usually the truth. In any event, I'm thinking of adding Maggot, and some of her "associates," into my Florida based Lawsuit against The Times which, very happily, seems to be proceeding nicely. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT 5.86k ReTruths 25.1k Likes 3/13/26, 4:32 PM

She hasn’t published a story in eight days. Sounds like he knows something bad is coming!

14.03.2026 02:09 👍 1428 🔁 254 💬 79 📌 29

Revisited that album a couple years ago on a road trip and god damn was I cracking up

14.03.2026 14:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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14.03.2026 11:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when i think of the ultimate team player to come give a pep talk, i think of the guy who broke the code and loudly claimed credit for something he may not have done

14.03.2026 01:31 👍 208 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 1

Even the baggiest of baggy-fit jeans got tight when she was on the screen.

13.03.2026 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

youtu.be/EsvfptdFXf4?...

13.03.2026 18:07 👍 405 🔁 54 💬 24 📌 1
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Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

10.03.2026 18:05 👍 4688 🔁 2228 💬 58 📌 81

There once was a list full of Fucks
One of whose nicknames was Chuck
If he showed some Class
We’d give him a Pass
Though his surname’s a synonym for Ass

12.03.2026 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing shit right here.

12.03.2026 22:42 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

It’s all just so so stupid.

12.03.2026 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rebecca Solnit said respectability is dog shit

12.03.2026 00:37 👍 392 🔁 67 💬 1 📌 0

Doherty?

11.03.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t even imagine the pain she’s in right now. Please pass along my condolences.

11.03.2026 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another example of stylists getting revenge on these ghouls, letting him walk out there in that suit, knowing full well the way moisture would show.

11.03.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk, feels like an honor to kobe's legacy not taking 'no' for an answer

11.03.2026 15:47 👍 685 🔁 35 💬 12 📌 8
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 👍 11204 🔁 2854 💬 443 📌 899

I was that far the other direction

11.03.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should be a fun summer. Elly’s a monster.

11.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

11.03.2026 11:32 👍 4613 🔁 554 💬 50 📌 7
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a baby is screaming in a crowd while a woman holds it . ALT: a baby is screaming in a crowd while a woman holds it .
11.03.2026 12:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Merchant vessel Seaway Hawk transporting decommissioned U.S. Navy Avenger-class Mine Countermeasures Ships USS Devastator, USS Dextrous, USS Gladiator and USS Sentry in the Delaware Bay to unload in Philadelphia tomorrow - March 9, 2026    SRC: FB- Delaware River Shipping / Andy Wyrick 📷

Merchant vessel Seaway Hawk transporting decommissioned U.S. Navy Avenger-class Mine Countermeasures Ships USS Devastator, USS Dextrous, USS Gladiator and USS Sentry in the Delaware Bay to unload in Philadelphia tomorrow - March 9, 2026 SRC: FB- Delaware River Shipping / Andy Wyrick 📷

We live in a world beyond parody. The United States has had four minesweeper vessels in the Persian Gulf for 35 years. Just yesterday these ships arrived in Philadelphia to be decommissioned, a day before Iran announces that they are mining the Strait of Hormuz.

10.03.2026 21:09 👍 671 🔁 244 💬 21 📌 31

High school. We were in her town so we met up and she drove. She had to drop her dog at the groomers after she picked me up. On the way to the groomers, her dog diarrhea’d all over the back seat. All was not lost, however. Got the car cleaned and had a couple firsts that night.

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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no days off

10.03.2026 15:32 👍 149 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 2
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DAMMIT RIVER SONG!!!

08.03.2026 12:58 👍 103 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0