Mike

Calm down Jay Z

I’ve seen this trick before, you’d end up in a wicker man

There’s never been a record shop worker who ached for badinage

Reminds me of when our youngest was little, she came back from her childminder’s having heard Roar by Katie Perry and loved it. But she couldn’t pronounce her Rs and I thought she was on about War by Edwin Starr. Ended with her grabbing me by the lapels, shouting in my face “Not War! WAR!!!”

Tremendous bet hedging by the Houthis, leaving a few weeks to see if the US are that stupid

Norman Collier, holding a microphone, wearing a massive purple tartan flat cap

ememberi Norman ollier who ied on is ay. est in pea

And the greatest work of art associated with him- Benjamin Britten and his Embittered Bittern.

#cans

God I hate that song and those performances on TOTP are absolutely terrible

The vale! LOL at this lad

Have you been to my mum’s?

Assumed that was Gerry Cinnamon

I’ve fought all over the world

Sorry I mean the wold

I'm saying as a sort of purple gas

Freezing when everyone else is hot, fanning himself when it’s baltic. OTT dramatics in the doctor’s waiting room.

Massive saga that one. Going on years but I think they’re now rebuilding it.

Loads, Park Tavern just won the local pub of the year. I love the Albion by Fairfield. CAMRA like Spoons generally because you can always get cask but I wouldn’t go in the Tuns.

Covers the entire area. Lack of retired bearded men presumably. Must be a novelty for you to have a conversation about geography on here where you can point to the places concerned on a map

There’s always a song!

Never thought I’d be the sort of bloke weighing up if he can make it to the Kingston and Leatherhead CAMRA branch AGM, but here we are

Oh yeah, she wasn’t joking!

Honestly, when 9/11 happened I spoke to her and she goes “I think that’s ever so naughty”. Trying not to laugh at that!

My mum uses the word “naughty” to describe the whole range of poor behaviour, from a toddler acting up in Tesco to large scale terrorist atrocity

The geezer makes Kenneth Williams look like Bear Grylls

What do you want if you don’t want (Leo Sayer’s) money

Don’t know about Moz but his girlfriend’s in a corsa

Happy birthday

I’m watching and it’s worse

I’m not a massive Headley fan but the notion that this lad from Everton is better than him is mental. At least Headley can attack. The mess Moore and his mate made of Walters is truly depressing as well.