Christian

I’ve gotten a lot of spam texts in my days, but this one sure is different.

Emily is gonna be disappointed when she learns that Michelle is not a seafood person.

A ★★★½ review of F1 (2025) The issue is that this is a 2 and a half-hour movie with a largely uninteresting main character, but it is thrilling af. Joseph Kosinski shooting these racing sequences in ways that got me slapping my...

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A ★★★★½ review of The Secret Agent (2025) A slow-burn political thriller that feels so subdued, yet so strong at the same time. But the deeper meaning behind it all is what truly sold me. I’m not too familiar with Wagner Moura, but was he alw...

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A ★★★★½ review of Hamnet (2025) Fuck, man.

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A ★★★½ review of The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) This is probably the closest that modern-day SpongeBob has gotten to the quality of the first few seasons, and that’s the biggest compliment I can give.

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A ★★★ review of Plankton: The Movie (2025) This is more like a 2.93 out of 5, because it had a rough start even with a few chuckles here and there, but it got much better as it went along. Though it’s miles ahead of the Sandy movie, these Netf...

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A ★★★★½ review of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) Samson better go walk his ass to the WWE Performance Center!  In all seriousness though, this rocked. I can’t believe we have four movies in this franchise and these last two were truly something spec...

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A ★★ review of Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025) I’m a big fan of The Weeknd’s music, and Hurry Up Tomorrow is in my top 5 favorite albums of 2025. But this movie will be seen nowhere near any of my top 5 lists anytime soon. What made the album work...

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A ★★★★ review of After Hours (1985) Y’all think the writers of the ‘Rock Bottom’ episode of SpongeBob took heavy inspiration from this?

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A ★★★★ review of The Moment (2026) I might be overrating it heavily, but I really dug this. I went in expecting a mockumentary, but I was also thrown into a lowkey psychological thriller. This probably won’t hit as strong if you were n...

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A ★★★ review of The Housemaid (2025) Amanda Seyfried acts her ass off with many crashouts. Brandon Sklenar was an absolute scene-stealer. Sydney Sweeney had less emotion than Ice Cube in War of the Worlds. I was here for the mess, and I ...

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A ★★★★ review of Send Help (2026) I feel blessed that we’re still in an era where Sam Raimi gets to make whatever twisted little movies he wants to make. This was so much fun.

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BENITOOOOOOOO

A ★★★★★ review of Stray Kids: The dominATE Experience (2026) Hey, so I’m not even exaggerating when I say that this was one of the best theater experiences I’ve ever had. Incredible.

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FULL MATCH: Bad Bunny vs. Damian Priest — San Juan Street Fight: Backlash 2023 YouTube video by WWE

Bad Bunny becomes the first artist to win the Grammy for Album of the Year and win a pro wrestling pay-per-view match.

You have heard loud audience reactions before in your life, but Bad Bunny entering a San Juan arena with "Chambea" playing is next level.

Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"

A conversation needs to be had about how #those fans want the moral high ground while also blindly ignoring or sweeping under the rug the controversies in their own favorite company.

Letterboxd recents looking wild again

In the span of a week, I’ve been forced to watch Heated Rivalry and The Pitt. How come none of y’all told me these shows were fire?**

**Everyone told me. For weeks. Months, even.

A ★★★★½ review of Train Dreams (2025) Beautiful and devastating at the same time. Dude really needed a hug, because goddamn.

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a man is hugging another man on a soccer field during a game . ALT: a man is hugging another man on a soccer field during a game .

Finally, more friends to add on Letterboxd.

(But I’m A Cheerleader is so good as well)

A ★★★★ review of Decision to Leave (2022) This is what being cataclysmically down bad does to a mf

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A ★★½ review of TRON: Ares (2025) A visual marvel with a banger soundtrack that is unfortunately burdened by a boring story and the fact that Jared Leto can’t carry a movie to save his life.

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A ★★★★ review of Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025) These type of movies are not usually my thing, but this was actually pretty cool?? It feels like style over substance, but the substance is told through the style, and it just so happens that the styl...

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A ★★★★ review of Together (2025) You remember back in high school when you'd see those couples who were quite literally all over each other? Well, look what happens.

Together
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Christian’s profile Christian uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 2,414 films watched. Favorites: The Iron Giant (1999), The Lion King (1994), Django Unchained (2012), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)....

🎬 2026 MOVIE THREAD 🎬
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A ★★★★ review of Black Bag (2025) “Don’t ever fuck with my marriage again.”

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A ★★½ review of Sentimental Value (2025) You have no idea how much it pains me to give this rating, because it looked like something that would be completely up my alley. And it’s incredibly well-made, from the cinematography, to the editing...

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A ★★★★ review of The Life of Chuck (2024) I genuinely don’t know how Mike Flanagan is always capable of making things that stick with me no matter what the genre is, but he did it again.

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A ★★★★★ review of Marty Supreme (2025) Yeah, man. The insane rollout for this movie was 1000% worth it and Timothee deserves to talk his shit, because this movie was such a wild ride. You’ve probably seen the word “electric” a lot to descr...

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