Trump’s father definitely should have
11.03.2026 22:40
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Trump’s father definitely should have
“Ballpark number” shouldn’t be in the lexicon of describing troop casualties
Attn: @matrueblood.bsky.social
Not done yet, babyyy #LetsGoBlers #SisterJean
Is this supposed to be a burn?
I hope this meme never dies 😅
Gary should have FEASTED with Parsons getting double teamed but he just…didn’t. When he was good he was GOOD but when he’s bad 😬
Truth
Midterms are going to be a bloodbath.
Shoot, I knew I forgot to register it first
Physically feeling much better. Still don’t have much of a voice but not like my kids listen to it anyway 😂
Geribatric ward 😂
I am on a muscle relaxer, steroid, and an NSAID for my back… and just finished an antibiotic for bronchitis/pneumonia.
Straight up not having a good time.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Look, I don’t know what the fuck they put in Smooth Move tea but to call it “gentle” is a lie.
Fuck off, Apple Health… I’ve had the flu and then threw out my back.
Sure, kick a guy while he’s down…
I am totally going to get my hopes up so the crash out is going to be epic.
Guess who finally got over the flu and the promptly herniated a disk in his low back.
Look, the US works long days to provide for Iran, and this is the thanks they get??
Yeah like maybe read the room before you go vacationing in the Middle East
Ouch. Right in the aching knees
Michael Scott would actually be a better president at this point
Big Pharma needs to be stopped, this is getting out of hand…
Children’s ibuprofen can be cherry or mixed berry.
Acetaminophen should be grape and only grape.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
So maybe, here’s a crazy idea… instead of going on a talking heads show about it, we call our elected representatives?
Their phones should literally never stop ringing.
BUT HER EMAILS
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Oh so we really gave up 21 straight points in the 4th quarter.
Cool cool cool
Y’all this flu B is kicking my ass… like I got my flu shot and on tamiflu but it still is making me exhausted as a MFer.
Just getting up as walking around my house a little makes me short of breath. 😰
#napsohard
Walmart, this is actually super unhelpful. I ordered some childrens acetaminophen and ibuprofen for my kids because we literally all have the flu. I promise you, my address is correct. I can barely leave the couch let alone look around the neighborhood for my order…
Okay. I’m going to need to see Trump’s Kenyan birth certificate now…