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another great day to listen to Snail Mail’s Lush on cd

bastard sword 🗡️

flood watch? what is this halo 2

buying a new phone and insisting that the t-mobile employee removes the spyware this time

A screenshot of a DoorDash review. Devin M if you've ever seen the Simpsons rendition of “Requiem for a Dream" when Homer is addicted to the rib sandwich; this place is my equipment... I buy the Signature Double Cheeseburger for other people just to have one myself 😩🤷🏽‍♂️💯 its always fresh off whatever cooking equipment it prepared on. I'm American #mercuh so of course I want a bigger portion. 9.8/10. (a triple cheese might tip the scale -A) Items in this order Signature Double Cheese... $11.99 • L 80% (15) Liked it Helpful (1)

doordash should be funded on tax dollars and run by the federal government

Ever since they put a pig heart in me people have been very cavalier in attributing my behaviour to the heart. I am enjoying bigger breakfast after a light dinner last night, not "giving into the pig".

exactly. Hollywood needs a mind like yours that brings in fresh ideas and not the same recycled crap.

asking this hairdresser what they do with all the hair do they burn it? burn all the hair? what an monstrous stench it must make

most people don’t breath in as many mold spores as i do. that’s because they’re hobbyists and it was never more than a trend for them. #realmoldbreather

bong staring at me like the green goblin mask

washing every utensil i own on a weekly basis

“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend.”

like yeah those other oils are pretty much required. but check this out: vintage guitar fingerboard oil

nobody every talks about nonessential oils

PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

those are not evil horses!! good morning

guys if you have beginners mind you can always enjoy of beginners luck little loop hole

transmission computer acting crazy !

this was a lie it’s making my life worse

anybody got an automatic transmission control module for a 2008 subaru impreza that they just can’t wait to give to me

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i twisted my ankle while i was dismounting my horse. yes im using stirrups. yeah the horse is fine, thanks for your concern.

i had a dream where “want head? try schweb.” was a vital phrase. schweb was some kind of hair product in a tin. everyone was stealing this man’s items for sexual favors. weird dream

specialty yogurt shop where you bring your own cultures

making my frankenstein with big veins so i can inject various tinctures more easily

fuck!

what a year

me too

oh hey I slept in a little, now for my morning tradition: a big sip of coffee before I check the news

apocalypse dream again

I will never watch one of those movies where the poster is like three people in a white void, and the title is in big chunky red font, and the title is some shit like "PENIS' BLUES!" It is always made in between 1995 and 2013 for some reason. And it's never good ever at all.