Wiwa

Rugby league

I respect that

Your silence on burger preferences is deafening

I’m such a basic Canberran I think Grease Monkey is better than Brodburger and Capital Brewing Co is better than the Bent Spoke

That’s just not true Phil

2 shouldn’t be a prime number. It’s not within the spirit of prime numbership

It’s Autumn cycling season! Get out there and enjoy

Seeing a lot more green cars on the road lately. This evidence is suggesting I’m right on “green car theory”

Go raiders!

Ultimately not good enough from the eels tonight. Too loose, too sloppy.

Hopefully a few lessons to learn

First time around in Vegas I was on record saying it was a success. I have to admit I was dead wrong.

Every time we bring rugby league to the United States global tensions increase.

We can’t in good conscious continue this

*to a piece of pure fiction*

You can’t make this stuff up!

1. Water
2. Tectonic plate movement
3. Humans

These are my top 3 landscape shapers

Seeing a lot of green cars lately

I’m a bare minimum maximalist

Gus is right

Non stick iPhone
Teflon iPhone

Americans love to go to mid school as is my understanding

UNPOPULAR OPINION: motorists should give way to pedestrians at pedestrian crossings

Look you can’t deny that the hand that feeds me looks pretty delicious

I finally learnt how to do braid (French braids for the Americans)

It’s literally so over for you bitches 💅

They’re trying to shove music down our throats, and they’re right to do so 😊

Well I got the baby down for ~60 seconds. I’ve done all I can. Time for mum to pull her weight for the next 4 hours.

Currently watching: Eurovision On Ice!

I will decide which item is dishwasher safe and the manner in which it is cleaned

Sight has gotta be up there as one of the top three senses

Feature film soundtracks love to have a reprise of the main theme

It’s time we discarded the silly free market liberalism approach to school lunches. Every family making their own special snowflake bespoke lunches is massively inefficient. Let the state use the power of scale to provide lunch at school.

*my children constantly waking me, needing assistance at ungodly hours, kicking me out of bed*

A new pillow would fix my sleep