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Today I learned about « Alpine divorce » and now I’m a bit more fine with being single forever

Bonne Fête Ghis

Wish I was eating Pizza delight 🤤

First choice? I respect it

Valentin du Commissariat aux langues officielles : deux chiens à la queue entrelacée. Le message dit : Ma queue et mon cœur s'emballent... quand tu t'exerces à parler ta deuxième langue officielle!

Ça va, Commissariat des langues officielles? 😅

No no no stop we are nowhere near 50🙈

It’s a heated blanket kinda day 🥶

Ignore him. Watch it. It’s so good

Lego lady with a blond bob with bangs and red glasses wearing a striped pink shirt with a cat on it.

I cut my hair and now I look like a Lego lady

Vodka redbull pregame yo

That’s so late! Which band?

Nope, I’m working Monday, Tuesday and Friday 😭

That too

Gen V signed up to a class when I told her about dancing salsa on 2 since February! Do it!

Wait you add milk?

I feel the Campbell soup tomato soup doesn’t really compare with the soups we now make with fresh local in season tomatoes. Or are you talking about the Campbell soup?

Yummmmmm

They’re always like this but also, getting worse?

Not sure what a carrot whoopie is but I support it

I love CC mistakes

😭

Abyssinian cat naps on a blanket in my lap

After 3 months, Thomas the cat finally napped on me on the couch while the puppy napped in his open crate. His behaviour is back to what it was like pre-puppy.

Of course I’m watching The Summer I Turned Pretty and I can’t help but be 🤨 that they’re playing a cœur de pirate song when they’re in Paris. You couldn’t find a french song by a French artist?

Ugh I shouldn’t have clicked on that video 😵‍💫

Same ovens?

Well that’s a first. But on brand it seems

Not cheap, it’s fine. And she can drink it when she gets divorced for a second time 🥂

Sleep when the puppy sleeps 🫩

I’m glad she was acquitted. She prolly did it but the cops tried so hard to frame her they messed up.