To be a grown ass old man, to start a kid, then take off the kid after 15 minutes ruining his career. And then to make this claim:
Everything right now is going wrong. Every time it is more mistakes. We pay. Every. Now this situation.
Like, motherfucker, your job is to lead. Fucking Lead. #ATMTOT
A local cinema is running a dinner promotion where they serve you the food from a film while watching it.
This month they’re doing “The Menu”.
That’s a hard pass from me.
At this point jokes about the inaugural FIFA peace prize being irrelevant are at risk of becoming irrelevant
Me: can I have a sparkling water please?
Every single London bartender: do you mean soda water?
Me: my man… does it sparkle?
I’m invalid I guess
Soz
Guys. Guys. Guys!!!
If we stop eating all that food the AI won’t be able to compare its energy usage to ours, and then Sam Altman will look like a giant tosser who wasn’t hugged enough as a child.
These fucking Silicon Valley clowns.
#foodforthought #ai
Any time I have doubts about my job I think to myself: could have been selling compliance software.
They don’t call me the motivator for nothing!
#motivation #330amclub
Apple’s autocorrect be like… you typed this word, but you clearly meant a number instead.
Except when you make a clear typo. Let’s not change that at all. You’ll look like an idiot. And with good reason.
Hadden ze 20 minuten daarvoor niet kunnen vaststellen
TIL: @bsky.app doesn’t have an edit button? So 2013. So edgy. So in the moment.
Call me a crazy left wing radical, but I don’t understand the idolisation of billionaires by regular people.
People get into shouting matches defending someone they call “Elon” or “Sam”.
"They” are in it for the good of the planet, so long as it runs paralel with their bank account.
Yeah yeah… Solving critical UX problems is important, but have you tried injecting AI unnecessarily into all things a user touches in order to bloat everything out?
That’s where the money is.
Ticket for MeasureCamp Italia in the bag.
Time to order a decent pineapple pizza!
“Romero’s right
Your board is shite”
You’re old now. No more games for you.
BRO. I really thought I had a bluesky account. Guess I didn't? anyway. thanks @timc.eu lol
She’s baaaaaack
👆this guy is smarter than us
They know you as well as the rest of us
Mark of respect
Reverse uno card: prompt AI to think for you.
GEO is way different, Gemini 3's cut off date is Jan 2025, meaning any work you did over the last 11 months isn't impacting answers from training data, so influenceability is way different than Google search.
Silicon Valley believes in critical thinking, just not when it threatens the monies.
[citation needed]
We had a campaign with 67 purchases last week.
Am I cool now?
