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Ned Pyle

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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

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a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side Alt: a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side

He does have that big of a head

10.03.2026 12:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol ohno

10.03.2026 12:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man is talking to another man in front of an american flag and a statue of an eagle Alt: Colbert asks in an interview very seriously when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist And a round thing in your face, do you get sprung
10.03.2026 12:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
30 rock ep where Tracy Jordan has to say wade boggs carpet world over and over

30 rock ep where Tracy Jordan has to say wade boggs carpet world over and over

No idea so going with the Tracy Jordan answer:

10.03.2026 12:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ralph Wiggins says 

ALL WE FOUND WERE THESE QUISENBERRIES... AND THEY LOOK PRETTY POISONOUS. I EATED THE QUISENBERRIES.

Ralph Wiggins says ALL WE FOUND WERE THESE QUISENBERRIES... AND THEY LOOK PRETTY POISONOUS. I EATED THE QUISENBERRIES.

10.03.2026 12:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bahookie! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10.03.2026 03:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fluffy black and tan husky mix barking happily in the sun on a brightly lit deck.

Fluffy black and tan husky mix barking happily in the sun on a brightly lit deck.

omg you guys the sun came awwOOOUT

09.03.2026 17:30 👍 401 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 1

Yes!

10.03.2026 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard is talking to another man in a superhero costume Alt: Thor says is it though?
10.03.2026 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohno

10.03.2026 02:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man looking through a fisheye lens with a sign in the background that says ' motel ' Alt: a man looking through a fisheye lens
10.03.2026 02:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not possible to be as happy as Darby!

10.03.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha

10.03.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰

10.03.2026 01:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol was this article written by an airbnb

10.03.2026 01:30 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She has her orca card ready!

10.03.2026 01:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman wearing glasses and a black jacket is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: Liz Lemon wearing glasses and a black jacket is pretending to zip and lock her lips but then inexplicably eats the key
10.03.2026 01:25 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just went to the patio and it was freezing drizzle I was scampering back in like a total wimp

10.03.2026 01:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wtf

10.03.2026 01:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

C’est vrai

10.03.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a combination

10.03.2026 01:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my!

10.03.2026 01:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re so good at those

10.03.2026 01:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dad joke level: Inception

10.03.2026 01:02 👍 77 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Two dogs sit just off center from the entrance of an old quintessential Vermont covered bridge. Wooden floor, exposed beams, and red exterior that gives the appearance like you are going through the middle of a house. The sky in the background is a bright blue.

Two dogs sit just off center from the entrance of an old quintessential Vermont covered bridge. Wooden floor, exposed beams, and red exterior that gives the appearance like you are going through the middle of a house. The sky in the background is a bright blue.

The human had to drop something off at the car place and we got to go with her. Since we were in Vermont, we figured we might as well stop at a covered bridge. 🧵
#DogsOfBluesky #CoveredBridge

10.03.2026 00:26 👍 105 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Yup. I have no problem noting I adjust photos because a) what a camera sees and what the human eye sees are different things, b) when people meet Krissy in real life the comment I get is "I thought you just Photoshopped her but she actually looks like that," which means I used Photoshop correctly.

10.03.2026 00:34 👍 362 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 2
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 👍 11406 🔁 1973 💬 544 📌 265

Katie has the juice

10.03.2026 00:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol some things never change

10.03.2026 00:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are bad at this

10.03.2026 00:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0